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随意

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posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of 你 when we
a) want 你 to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini 短裙, 裙子 when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If 你 ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't 或者 feel like 你 should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, 或者 angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If 你 think we like to hang out with 你 every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have 你 ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When 你 ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we 爱情 you... 你 better believe it.

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支持 to whoever can salve this RIDDLE!

posted by 1122ridr

What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can 你 guess, if 你 can, I'll give 你 props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!

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being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly 你 become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way 你 look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww 或者 not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have 你 become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one 随意 act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

爱情 yourself
爱情 the world
spread some joy

爱情 peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who 你 are.
dont let the world change you

thank 你 for taking the time to read ... this came from my 心 and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 分钟 looking at the 橙子, 橙色果汁 box because it 说 "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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随意 Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and 电子邮箱 with a 列表 of 随意 jokes I thought I'd share it with 你 guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" 说 the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he 说 he'd look into it and get...

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Funny 语录 From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. 你 can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say 你 should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 电视由 candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find 电视 very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if 你 talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're 老友记 with other guys.

But when you're sitting 下一个 to us, and some 随意 guy walks into the room  and 你 jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if 你 sit there and talk to him for ten 分钟 without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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50 随意 Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were 你 3 hours ago?
2. Who are 你 in 爱情 with?
3. Have 你 ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything 粉, 粉色 within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time 你 went to the mall?
6. Are 你 wearing socks right now?
7. Do 你 have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time 你 drove out of town?
9. Have 你 been to the 电影院 in the last 5 days?
10. Are 你 hot?
11. What was the last thing 你 had to drink?
12. What are 你 wearing right now?
13. Do 你 wash your car 或者 let the car wash do it?
14. Last 食物 that 你 ate?
15. Where were 你 last week...