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girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, 巢穴, den, 书房 tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and 巢穴, den, 书房 we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
吉尔 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)

In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot 狗 wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, 你 get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when 你 touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick 或者 treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders 糖果 over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which 月 do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From 羊 and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) 松鼠 fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the 王座, 宝座 in 1936 he respected the wish of 皇后乐队 Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.

listen guys 你 all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I 说 horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a 秒 chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if 你 don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten 你 或者 go after 你 if 你 don't don't worry

but if 你 do forgive me 你 wont regret it I promise

please forgive

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if 你 guys forgive me awesome if 你 don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all

--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never 说 你 NEED a nose job. I just 说 it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could 你 excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have 给 someone like 你 a 秒 look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I 日期 just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered 由 our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call 你 forth.
Hoping 你 are well,
SARCASM

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1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's 音乐 teacher once 说 of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school 篮球 team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt 迪士尼 because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a 月 and dropped out forever.