Eight 小时 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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1. Grab your spoon and put 食物 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 或者 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 你 take a drink of your water 或者 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 你 got your 甜点 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 你 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
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2. When your parents arent looking splash water 或者 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 你 take a drink of your water 或者 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 你 got your 甜点 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 你 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!