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O_O I 爱情 THE 显示 SO 随意 I KNOW THIS DOESNT GO WITH THIS CLUB BUT ITS CALLED RANODM DO U GET IT GET IT I MAY BE FAST AND I I CAN I CAN ICAN CINA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 哈哈 U ARE SO NICE U ARE SO NICE DONT DENYYYYYY
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I 爱情 ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE 显示 CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much 糖果 freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH 费雷德 你 OK!! ice cream o_o

User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are 你 really typing now 或者 is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do 你 wear? I wear a size 13. 你 look like a 9 或者 ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do 你 think all these 问题 are coming from 1 person?

User: 你 keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as 你 used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! 你 are a machine. Why can't 你 accept this?