EPIC Fail

1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring 你 food.

3. Spill a lot of 啤酒 on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five 分钟 out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a 仓鼠 as a pet. Buy a blender,...

1) Pick up cat and 摇篮 it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. 摇篮 in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

(Sollux’s POV)

I woke up to Mituna 写作 around like a child in hell. “Mituna” I moaned shaking him. Nothing worked no matter how many times I shouted his name 或者 how hard I shook him. I just sighed and turned on the light. He sat upright in 床, 床上 breathing deeply. Sure that wakes him up. “I’th time to go to thcool” I 说 pulling off my pj shirt. “-god” I heard Mituna mutter under his breath. “What?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “Nothing!” He 说 rather loudly. I shook my head and finished getting dressed. “Tholluxth, can I thtay 首页 today?” He asked wrapped...

Rachel’s POV:
I’m sure they are aiming at me. But, for what? There must be some idiotic reason.
“Hey NERD!!” Brittany came towards me yelling.
“Hi, Brittany” I 说 lifeless.
“Call me 皇后乐队 of the 年 Brittany” she growled.
“Hi, 皇后乐队 of the year” I mumbled.
I wished if the conversation with her would end.
Perfect silence for some time.
They all sat in the 表 in which I was sitting.
“You aren’t beautiful. May I make 你 so???” Jack 说 with an evil smile plastered on his face.
“N-no” I made my voice to come out.
Before I could complete my sentence, he poured the coke...

Yay! 你 know what? It’s my 最喜爱的 小时 during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I 爱情 Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So 你 have to put up your own tents and 你 could do that in PAIRS”
What?? 你 mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and 加入 me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely...