1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to 你 as much as 你 enjoy listening.
3. Don't say 你 understand when 你 don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. 你 don't have PMS; don't act like 你 know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get 你 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 你 off the hook.
7. If 你 talk about having a big Dick; we know 你 don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when 你 act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses...
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