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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are 你 up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any 破烂, 垃圾 食物 或者 soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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Dress Up Websites

link - An awesome Doll-maker website where 你 can make things like angels, pirates, and animals. My personal 最喜爱的 are the element girls. The artwork on all the games are really beautiful.
link - Another Doll-making website. The only difference is that 你 can create a profile, write stories to go along with your dolls, and make friends.
link - A dollmaking website with new games made every day. The graphics are amazingly real and the clothes are adorable!
link - A cool website where 你 设计 the clothes yourself!
link - A website with 链接 to hundreds of dress-up and design...
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CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!

1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when 你 laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at 你 a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments 你 a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if 你 are single.

06. He asks 你 out for lunch.

07. He asks 你 out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats 你 like a lady.

12. He walks 你 to your door.

13. He wants to see 你 often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells 你 he likes you.

16. His 老友记 know...
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posted by hrsagar
A boy had cancer & he had 1 月 to live . He 爱情 a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD 商店 & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never 说 anything to him. After a 月 he died . When the girl went to his 首页 & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own 爱情 letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u 爱情 some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
posted by dodo4
“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what 你 know, not about how much 你 can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting 下一个 to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot 更多 as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes


After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, 更多 than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Neon lips, blue eyeshadow, shimmering glitter, and golden bronzers: This spring, some of the most dramatic looks we saw on the runways are making their way onto our faces. But not everything we dabble on pleases everyone. We had a hunch that some of our biggest beauty obsessions might be turn-offs for guys...so we went ahead asked. Prepare yourself: brutal honesty ensues.

1. Heavy foundation and powders:"The inch-thick powder is a huge turn-off," says Maxim senior editor Nick Leftley. "No guy wants to 吻乐队(Kiss) a girl on the cheek and then find he¹s wearing foundation himself." A flaking face is...
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posted by lloonny
-Last night I lay in 床, 床上 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get 迷失 in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist 说 something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by nikki5516
Your BFF become your worst enemies. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Cell phones are used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Underwear turn into thongs. Kisses turn into sex….Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things 你 could get from boys were cooties? When dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game 或者 a made up fairytale in your...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The 日 came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing 你 know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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The main problem that guys face when trying to 吻乐队(Kiss) a girl is knowing if they are ready to 吻乐队(Kiss) them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... 你 will know. Here's how 你 can increase your odds. But, if 你 know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable 由 making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes 或者 你 will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to 吻乐队(Kiss) that...
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing 你 naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't 你 have some laundry to do 或者 something?
你 are so cute when 你 get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a 分钟 - I get it. What time of the 月 is it?
你 sure 你 don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of 婊子, 子 flakes this morning!
Who are 你 kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no 你 ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying 你 ran away and then hide in a 树 或者 in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all 日 long.
4. Ride your bike around your 街, 街道 唱歌 a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a 车库 sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. 吻乐队(Kiss) a 随意 person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put 浓情巧克力 on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are 你 OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's 万圣节前夕 go to the costume section and grab a 万圣节前夕 bag and go up to a 随意 person and say "Trick 或者 treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if 你 know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher 大车, 购物车 and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When 你 see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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FHM Magazine released a 列表 a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do 你 all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people 或者 that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late 显示 With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved 由 The...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through 潮流粉丝俱乐部 I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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1. Ask about 比萨, 比萨饼 maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the 比萨, 比萨饼 is organically grown.
5. Ask them if 你 get a free 日期 with one of the staff if 你 make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a 描述 to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if 你 get to keep the 比萨, 比萨饼 box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by woohoomlb
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long 以前 迷失 in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.




Common Sense lived 由 simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend 更多 than 你 can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written 由 a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever 你 do, don't just 显示 up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and 你 will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to 吻乐队(Kiss) in...
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