LOL!!!!

Yeah,this is the first 文章 I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 年 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If 你 met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know 你 don't hit when 你 don't get what 你 want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's 更多 but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what 你 think in 评论 please:)

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, 饼干 and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

when that 天使 sits on my shoulder
whispers into my 心
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the 天使 appears to 你 in form of desire
你 float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
你 jump about
cos 你 cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this 天使 with her good intensions
will make 你 fly
the 天使 will make 你 cry
the 天使 will make 你 feel how others feel
so 你 can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the 天使 and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already 迷失

" I know what 你 want from me.you want me to tell 你 my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to 你 . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell 你 i could get a lot of people around me hurt " 说 the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what 你 will tell me today " 说 the man .

"Alright but 你 will not like what i tell 你 .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " 说 the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if 你 want hear 更多 . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 下一个 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy 你 another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This 日 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police 说 that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in 床, 床上 with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, 你 显示 up and drink my poison."