Allen Clippinger

When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing 羊 when their 'hair' was too long" like they 显示 你 in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's 心 was 心 shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think 婴儿 came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...

Chongjin, North Korea. A town 下一个 to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a 鸭 in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the 鸭 turned out to be part of a hat, worn 由 CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...