Allen Clippinger

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that 你 think they're Tom Cruise 或者 麦当娜 (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 星, 星级 in question).
Ask the guy 下一个 to 你 to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 下一个 to you, "Are 你 in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, 你 have a very irate home,' she 说 governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that 你 have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair 由 leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while 你 were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while 你 were talking

6. Had people tell 你 that 你 are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell 你 that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush 由 your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...