1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give 你 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if 你 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...

I found this beautiful 文章 and I had to share :)


One 日 a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of 展示 his son how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did 你 see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," 说 the son.
"So, tell me, what did 你 learn from the trip?" asked the father.!
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had...

I know that this sounds really frickin' ridiculous, but I saw an advertisement on this website about their new 显示 on Comedy Central with some dude that 说 where I lived and what I liked. Normally I wouldn't care if they knew what my 最喜爱的 things are, but when they say they know what my location is then that is way too far.

I'm not a Facebook/Twitter person that lives an open book. I'm pretty paranoid about security, yet a comedy channel can still hack into my computer and look at my history. I'm afraid now that if I don't watch the latest episode of Tosh .0, they're gonna send people...

Born in Calgary, Canada on March 14, 1991, Rhiannon moved to Melbourne at age four when her engineer father got a job transfer. Originally planning on staying for 18 months, the family extended their visa and embraced Melbourne as their new home.

Outside of school, Rhiannon studied musical theatre, drama and dance, but at age 11 knew that 表演 above all else was her ultimate passion.

Rhiannon graduated last 年 from The Children’s Performing Company of Australia (after joining at age nine) and performed in 音乐剧 such as The Lion King.

Rhiannon was first seen on screens in Neighbors at...

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here's the story!!!























my cuzin/friend Jatlin (luv lots) was talkn at lunch



















rite in front of the monitor










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and called him stupid




















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i choked



















and threw up




















and cried
























yeah i did




















and word got around fast























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The 列表 went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside 粉丝 pop, 粉丝 pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....


10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...

1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ 或者 ~(O_o)~ (Flying 意大利面 Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...

"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."


"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."


"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."


"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."


"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 树 and misplaced his hip."


"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."


"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."


"Megan could not come to...

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first 你 don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks 你 have some serious...

REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the 泰坦尼克号 first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 或者 the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing....

«Fiction 写作 is great. 你 can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically 由 height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin 或者 cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

I bet 你 can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started 唱歌 so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then 说 they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 年 old boy who drove the car in rebecca...

1. Would 你 get back with your last ex if 你 could?
Probably not

2. What color 衬衫 are 你 wearing?
Baby blue

3. Would 你 吻乐队（Kiss） anyone on your 老友记 list?
Maybe Christian but Mickey would kill me :P

4. Do 你 have a 'thing' for someone on your 老友记 list?
No

5. How many people on your 最佳, 返回页首 老友记 列表 do 你 know in real life?
None sadly XD

6. How many kids do 你 want to have?
Twins and maybe a boy...

7. Do 你 have a good relationship with your parents?
Sure

8. What name would 你 want besides the one 你 have?
Natalie I want your name best friend X3!

9. Would 你 ever make out with someone of the...

Kataralover is a member of Fanpop. He also has a YouTube channel.

Kataralover clearly is a big 粉丝 of the Nickelodeon 显示 Avatar: The Last Airbender. However he's a 粉丝 of various other things including The Little Mermaid, Rise of the Guardians, and The Wizard of Oz.


Not that many regularly write 潮流粉丝俱乐部 articles. Thankfully Kataralover does. He's one of Fanpop's most memorable 文章 writers. His 文章 tend to have very expressive and passionate opinions. A big example of his 写作 talent is his Greatest Showman review. It's one of the most complex and well done reviews that I've ever...

They 说 two years ago, there will be no school closings. Today, the 秒 school, may be closed.

I have a video here:

link

Yes, East Ramapo School District is having the 秒 school closing warning. Last year, they closed Colton Elementry School.

When 你 watch this video, 你 will understand the pain me and my sister are going through. This doesn't happen in CA.

My sister is still at the never ending meeting while me and my other sister worry.

Its not fair how they LIE to us. The Board of Education my ass, budgets my butt. Wheres the care for education. After all, its called Board of Education....

1: What eye color do 你 find sexiest?

2: White, milk, 或者 dark 浓情巧克力 mocha?

3: If 你 could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did 你 grow up in a small 或者 big town? Did 你 like it?

5: Your 最喜爱的 adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of 冰沙, 思慕雪 sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your
elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates 或者 ninjas? Why?

11: Have 你 ever climbed a 树 更多 than...

Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their 最喜爱的 cologne (which happens to be the one that 你 bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at 你 and 你 want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they 吻乐队（Kiss） away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they 显示 off around their friends, even though 你 both know that 你 would 爱情 them even...