随意文章 | Original 文章 on 潮流粉丝俱乐部

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 标题 of this 文章 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 电影院 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 你 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 你 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 圣诞节 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 更多 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前一个 episode, we...

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

你 are sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with 你 for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny 你 say back. Are 你 ready to watch the movie 你 ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are 你 ok?" 你 ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) 你 are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly 你 are Gold. 你 hold his chest as 你 are pushing him was y and say " 你 watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 爱情 you."...

CHRIS STUCKMANN 语录

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: 你 EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, 你 LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can 你 tell...

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Albanian Train Operator

posted by Zeku

Have 你 ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 日 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 日 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 日 for his trial...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 15: Fast & Furious: Showdown (360)

posted by windwakerguy430

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can 你 believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 狼 Among Us 2 或者 No 更多超能英雄 3? So after being disappointed 由 Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created 由 the lovely team at Activision,...

Johnny Lightning Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a 月 since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...

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20 normal facts about everything

posted by miisous92

1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant 蝾, 蝾螈 can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest 蝾, 蝾螈 in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a 日 in the age of 恐龙 was just 23 hours long.

5-There are 更多 than 1,200 water parks in North America.

6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...

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When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give 你更多 than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No 音乐 to play so I sing 你 my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
你 still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give 你更多 than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give 你 my heart
I'm gonna give 你 my 心

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20 ways to know if a guy loves 你 ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if 你 notice him staring a lot at 你 ..like 更多 than 5 times in the same 日 .(unless 你 got a stain on your shirt)
2- if 你 and him were in the same area , he would be with 你 in every where 你 walk to ( like a party 或者 a 音乐会 ..etc)
3- he would sit 下一个 to 你 in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream 或者 laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to 你 hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if 你 drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most 足球 players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 动物 that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the 泰坦尼克号 and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time 你 sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome 老友记 and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time 你 read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though 你 may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't 爱情 you, my love.

I loved 你 with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 大车, 购物车 and switch the items with stuff from the person 下一个 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 你 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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My 最佳, 返回页首 15 LEAST 最喜爱的名人

posted by KataraLover

These are my 最佳, 返回页首 15 LEAST 最喜爱的名人 and just like with my 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的名人列表 I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell 你 how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to 显示 that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a 列表 like this pretty much just 说 they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my 列表 and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Higurashi 语录

posted by invadercalliope

◦
Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing 更多 than the the people who 你 spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions 你 speak of are only 老友记 during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 你 "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that 你 haven't received enough 浓情巧克力 sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every 问题 with another question. As soon as one of 你 says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male 名人 (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

link

23.
Name: Jack 长椅, 达文波特 (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub 测试 the other 日 I 迷失由 one point. The 问题 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other 问题 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that 苹果 has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing 商店 that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 轰炸机 jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why 你 are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go 首页 and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted 由 aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late 你 are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me 前锋, 期待 to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...