随意 Article: YAY!!

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YAY!!

posted by invadercalliope

Hi everyone it's me InvaderCalliope!
☺
So how was your day?
Did 你 do something bad?
Are 你 a boy 或者 a girl?
ADD ME!!!!!!
Would 你 rather marry jb 或者 barney?
The cookie monster will eat your cookies!
YAY I'M GONNA BE SICK! -pukes-
Let's sing a song!
你 would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as i fell asleep...............
I 爱情 Invader Zim.
I got an 100 A on my project.
I'm watching Invader Zim right now.
I like 你 :P
I gonna hug you!
Now let's all dance with gir
嘿 mr.wonderful, oh your so incredible
嘿 Mr.wonderful, wonderful to me
Hey...........................
I am awsome!
The End

deathding and swiftfire1 like this

teamsalvatore98 u rnt as awesome as me * ninja assassin * X.X

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this 随意 ninger play (sorry if i offend 你 i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a 月 so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are 你 in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an 情绪硬核 makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what 你 mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for 你 !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate 你 !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an 情绪硬核 he has no emotins except for the one that is 情绪硬核 ...GOD WHY DO 你 EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 秒 till 你 all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time 你 turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him 或者 her that you’ve 迷失 your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he 或者 she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the 烤箱 on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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75 Completely 随意 and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If 你 keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical 鱼 stores.

4.A Wisconsin 叉车 operator for a Miller 啤酒 distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper 展示 him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her 你爱情 her.

5. Call her before 你 sleep and after 你 wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease 你 back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her 最喜爱的 movie with her 或者 her 最喜爱的显示 even if 你 think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. 你 have to tell a guy what 你 really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys 爱情 their moms 或者 grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. 你 can never understand him unless 你 listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

added by emma-janee

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posted by scarlet009

not 由 me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot 或者 putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast 食物 restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on 最佳, 返回页首 of the high board and say 你 won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because 你 have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend 你 can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to 交叉, 十字架 the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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Abstract art

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 台, 办公桌 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 或者 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

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