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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone it's me InvaderCalliope!

So how was your day?
Did 你 do something bad?
Are 你 a boy 或者 a girl?
ADD ME!!!!!!
Would 你 rather marry jb 或者 barney?
The cookie monster will eat your cookies!
YAY I'M GONNA BE SICK! -pukes-
Let's sing a song!
你 would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as i fell asleep...............
I 爱情 Invader Zim.
I got an 100 A on my project.
I'm watching Invader Zim right now.
I like 你 :P
I gonna hug you!
Now let's all dance with gir
嘿 mr.wonderful, oh your so incredible
嘿 Mr.wonderful, wonderful to me
Hey...........................
I am awsome!
The End
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 你 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. 你 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 你 never get tired of being with us.

4. I 爱情 你 and only you.-Well, 你 guys get the picture.

5. I will be with 你 forever.

6. 你 have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. 你 shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for 你 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when 你 want to get kicked out of the DMV. 由 Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 下一个 to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 由 a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 下一个 to 你 look at 你 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 下一个 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your 最喜爱的 显示 the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 显示 number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
These guys are freaking amazing.
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train
iphone
iphones
atomic tom
video
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posted by fencingrocks
In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science 表 in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 你 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 你 see us cry, unless we want 你 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 你 are interested. But we will later deny it 或者 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 或者 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 你 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 你 don't like what we wear...
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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 比萨, 比萨饼 cut into six pieces 或者 twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did 你 get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office 厨房 one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make 你 tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are 你 remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with 你 when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves 你 more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her 老友记 say i 爱情 her 更多 than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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