1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until 你 are seen to 由 a dotor 或者 nurse then when they approach 你 say "wow doc i feel way better thank 你 " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that 你 dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for 你 flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 你

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 或者 say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 你 LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are 你 listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do 你 like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks 你 to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks 你 to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your 首页 alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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1.98 percent of teenagers do 或者 has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when 你 don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

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Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When 你 arrive at the 下一个 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If 你 are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...