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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE 你 ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are 你 ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a youtobe acount i am InvaderCalliope on youtobe also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave 显示 is Invader Zim
5.I 爱情 阅读 manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i 爱情 to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i 爱情 to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope 你 enjoyed 阅读 this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED 你 NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY 你 LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY 你 ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to 搜索 the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh 你 just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if 你 can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place 你 look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would 你 keep...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can 你 tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The 操纵杆, 游戏杆 is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her 更多 attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do 你 say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are 你 boys all in the same band?
A3: Do 你 guys all play for the Green 湾 Packers?

Q: How do 你 make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following 文章 contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One 日 at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a 年 ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well 你 don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James 你 creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou 面包车, 范 je!

16. English -- I 爱情 you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the 下一个 thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just 说 that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has 迷失 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 更新 if 你 want :)
posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 下一个 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 你 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 你 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 你 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because 你 爱情 someone else doesn't mean 你 have to break one 更多 heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how 你 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, 你 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if 你 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who 你 want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when 你 can enjoy being who 你 are.
-Alana

if 你 let yourself down, 你 let everyone behind 你 down.
-Alana

your first 爱情 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a 香蕉 peel* Kikio:Are 你 ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did 你 see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that 你 like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 你 answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 你 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 你 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 你 say “is that so?”
5. If 你 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 你 did not turn in your homework because 你 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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