(CREATED 由 RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can 删除 the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused 由 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle 你 with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a 心 attack; his 心 lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)