随意 Article: Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED 由 RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can 删除 the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused 由 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle 你 with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a 心 attack; his 心 lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

deathding, lalaland101 and 3 others like this

Invader-Tak I only posted this because me and my group of friends were joking about Chuck Norris. LOL :D

Delilah_Scruggs LOL. I love them! A couple I had heard before but not most of them. :D

Invader-Tak If you know more, tell me, I can add them on!

silvaze9 chuck norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries

-BlazeTheCat- Chuck Norris can ignore Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak's girth.

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Legend of Zelda Rap: Lyrics

posted by -SkySplitter-

Legend of Zelda Rap: 由 Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh 你 thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen 你 f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't 你 think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...

《冰雪奇缘》 Movie Review

posted by Tailsfan99

Frozen," the latest 迪士尼 musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical 迪士尼 princess 电影院 while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so...

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Bramblekit's Prophecy Prolouge (No one cares about prolouges so I don't care. XP)

posted by -SkySplitter-

Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...

Teh 百里香 of Brumble haz cume.

Kyoko Sakura GIF

added by BlondLionEzel

Source: 谷歌

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日本动漫 Yo Mama Jokes

posted by KyoyaTategami01

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, 火影忍者 couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the 火影忍者 timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look...