"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will 你 marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no 更多 花生 butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and 你 have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting 更多 exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are 你 still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."
"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."
"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."
"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did 你 catch me doing?"
"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."
"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what 你 just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that 你 don't spend the 下一个 3 days yelling at me."
"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."
"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my 袜子 drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."
*just something i found on the net*
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will 你 marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no 更多 花生 butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and 你 have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting 更多 exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are 你 still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."
"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."
"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."
"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did 你 catch me doing?"
"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."
"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what 你 just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that 你 don't spend the 下一个 3 days yelling at me."
"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."
"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my 袜子 drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."
*just something i found on the net*
1) Fixing Teeth
Are 你 embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to 显示 her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all 你 got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute 婴儿 were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
2) Scoliosis Treatment
3) Mentally ILL people
4) Artificial Leg
5) Performing surgery
6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
7) Physical therapy
8) Winter Rickets treatment
9) Birthing chair
John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped 下一个 to the station.
Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.
Song: link
John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*
They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to 移动 up.
Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station 由 two...
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online 写作
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 粉丝 fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 爱情 Korn
I have almost EVERY 埃米纳姆 album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO 老友记 these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online 写作
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 粉丝 fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 爱情 Korn
I have almost EVERY 埃米纳姆 album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO 老友记 these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard 或者 a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako 《美人鱼》 does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
你 can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic 或者 inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 阅读 this 文章 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard 或者 a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako 《美人鱼》 does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
你 can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic 或者 inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 阅读 this 文章 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
Let's do this.
