The following dumb laws are, 或者 were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before 你 go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if 你 bail off and do something stupid 或者 try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable 由 death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping 熊 for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 街, 街道 with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not 更多 than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
动物 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, 或者 place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 蝴蝶 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to 吻乐队（Kiss） a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 火, 消防 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to 吻乐队（Kiss） his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 食物 and drink.
Florida
If an 象, 大象 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens 由 making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a 猫鼬 without a permit.
Idaho
你 may not 鱼 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed 钢琴 player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 分钟 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 火, 消防 trucks are required 由 law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to 吻乐队（Kiss） for 更多 than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered 由 a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 爱情 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
你 may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required 由 law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage 由 hunting and killing either six blackbirds 或者 three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 鱼 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven 或者 更多 indians are considered a raiding 或者 war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell 啤酒 unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a 骆驼 on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
你 cannot sell the clothes 你 are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 发布 sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 街, 街道 and looking "at a woman in that way." A 秒 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
啤酒 and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar 或者 restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 鱼 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 鱼 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take 更多 than three sips of 啤酒 at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. 你 don't need a windshield, but 你 must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 秒 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to 牛奶 another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally 或者 in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making 啤酒 at home.
Wisconsin
你 must manually flush all urinals in a building.
牛油, 黄油 substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable 由 death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping 熊 for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 街, 街道 with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not 更多 than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
动物 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, 或者 place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 蝴蝶 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to 吻乐队（Kiss） a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 火, 消防 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to 吻乐队（Kiss） his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 食物 and drink.
Florida
If an 象, 大象 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens 由 making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a 猫鼬 without a permit.
Idaho
你 may not 鱼 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed 钢琴 player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 分钟 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 火, 消防 trucks are required 由 law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to 吻乐队（Kiss） for 更多 than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered 由 a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 爱情 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
你 may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required 由 law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage 由 hunting and killing either six blackbirds 或者 three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 鱼 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven 或者 更多 indians are considered a raiding 或者 war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell 啤酒 unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a 骆驼 on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
你 cannot sell the clothes 你 are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 发布 sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 街, 街道 and looking "at a woman in that way." A 秒 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
啤酒 and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar 或者 restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 鱼 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 鱼 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take 更多 than three sips of 啤酒 at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. 你 don't need a windshield, but 你 must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 秒 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to 牛奶 another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally 或者 in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making 啤酒 at home.
Wisconsin
你 must manually flush all urinals in a building.
牛油, 黄油 substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Ask everyone 你 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 你 can.
If 你 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 鸭 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 你 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 你 can.
If 你 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 鸭 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 你 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 或者 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 更多 gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min 或者 completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 更多 till 你 reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 或者 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 更多 gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min 或者 completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 更多 till 你 reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 last night watching some rubbish 电视 显示 and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my 彩虹 colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I 爱情 你 soooooo much' and so I was like 'I 爱情 你 more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting 你 a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting 你 one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten 分钟 later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do 你 think are greater,the advantages 或者 disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from 你 mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes 你 或者 hits 你 *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to 你 first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her 老友记 house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes 你 *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets 你 wear his clothing *he likes 你 in his stuff*
7) If 你 are tired of waiting for him to make the first 移动 *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from 你 mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes 你 或者 hits 你 *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to 你 first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her 老友记 house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes 你 *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets 你 wear his clothing *he likes 你 in his stuff*
7) If 你 are tired of waiting for him to make the first 移动 *make it yourself*
