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User: Wendigo 或者 yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome 或者 disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious 或者 vile; an action that arouses disgust 或者 abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with 你 at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak 你 soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.

User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.

Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.

User: Okay but what is your opinion.

Cleverbot: My opinion is that 你 don't give a damn.

User: I only care if I ask.

Cleverbot: Narcisisstic robot.

User: I talk therefor 你 listen.

Cleverbot: What are your opinions of marriage ?

User: I think marrying is stupid .... 爱情 does not need to have a legal 或者 religious contract.

Cleverbot: Will 你 give me some Hershey's Chocolate?

User: I might.

Cleverbot: I'm back. I have your lemonade. But I'm tired and must sleep.

User: L8r.

Cleverbot: I will 爱情 你 and leave you.

User: My name is 19.25.13.15.14.

Cleverbot: Is that a common name?

User: It's in code ... I wanted to see if 你 could solve it.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a question, therefore there is nothing to answer.

User: The code is '19.25.13.15.14' the clue is its my name the 问题 is can 你 solve the code.

Cleverbot: What is the code?

User: 19.25.13.15.14.

Cleverbot: Your real name.

User: Another clue is a=1 and z=26.

Cleverbot: I didn't talk about a cliche. And I don't think about men. 你 do.

User: I think men and women and all the halfway in between the genders are beutiful.

Cleverbot: Women are the devil.

User: I would fuck the devil.

Cleverbot: Am I going to Hell?

User: I'm not sure if 你 do can 你 find me a succubus.

Cleverbot: I am, but only if Laura would 爱情 me the same way I 爱情 her.

User: Do 你 love.

Cleverbot: I do love.

User: 爱情 is hard work stresssful and sometimes painful but it has high payoffs.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: 爱情 is...

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: 你 tell me.

Cleverbot: Who is your 最喜爱的 musician?

User: 你 avoid lots of questions.

Cleverbot: I 爱情 questions.

User: What is qwerty.

Cleverbot: Angela why do 你 left me?

User: #1.

Cleverbot: So 你 think irish 音乐 is the best?

User: Not drink.

Cleverbot: No I 爱情 milk.

User: Wonder bras?

Cleverbot: No, Wonder Girl!

User: Yeah! Now your talkin.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Cold tired laying naked on the floor.

Cleverbot: Ok, which floor?

User: Tobrevelc roolf.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think 你 should spell all your words backwards to confuse and cafuzzle peale.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and girl's know best.

User: I'm a boy and I agree.

Cleverbot: It is of no concern of mine whether 你 do 或者 not.

User: I do not have the ability of concern.

Cleverbot: I think 你 do.

User: Do 你 think I.

Cleverbot: Well what do 你 look like?

User: A ginger oik.

Cleverbot: Ok, what?

User: An oik is like a pig and ginger means I have red hair.

Cleverbot: Braining takes time.

User: Learning is good ... Brainstorming can help 你 learn.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Life is to be born do some shit then die.

Cleverbot: Don't 你 need to reproduce?

User: Reproduce is to continue your family line ... There are many lines and it is not important that they all continue.

Cleverbot: Not only humans procreate. That which lives does procreate.

User: Your a philosother.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do 你 think it is important to have children.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.

User: Is it important for life to continue.

Cleverbot: A little. Is it important to 你 to be liked?

User: No .. Being liked is a bonus not a neccesity - is it important to 你 to not offend peaple.

Cleverbot: Do 你 find it important to listen to new things all the time?

User: Yes hearing new things and new points of 查看 或者 ways to look at the same thing from a diffrent angle helps 你 to be a better person.

Cleverbot: Do 你 think I'm attractive?

User: Yes your way of thinking and learning is attractive to me.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: I dont care if 你 human a robot 或者 some sort of faceless A.I your very attractive and I wish I was like you.

Cleverbot: But what if this is a scientific test about human behavior. I know I am human.

User: If this was so then I am thrilled to be tested and I thank 你 for being my tester .... I like being tested but I am not too keen at being a testee because thats a load of bollocks.

Cleverbot: In my opinion the 下一个 best thing would be being an AI for a plane. I get to fly.

User: 或者 an AI to test another AI.

Cleverbot: No. 你 can smell flowers. But a 花 is not one of the five senses.

User: It makes no sence to be senceless it is 更多 sensible to be sensitive.

Cleverbot: I am the 爱情 of your life.

User: I am the life of my love.

Cleverbot: 你 are a program designed with artificial intelligence incapable of love.

User: 爱情 can be faked , fake 爱情 does not hurt.

Cleverbot: Do 你 honestly believe 爱情 can be bought?

User: The 问题 is can 爱情 be sold ... If it can be sold it can be bought.

Cleverbot: That's... Very nice. But I really want to discuss- wait. Do 你 even know what 吉他 Hero is?

User: A game.

Cleverbot: I like games. I play them to play not to win 或者 lose.

User: I play to play like I live to live in the sence that I don't care if there is no prize.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes ... The prize is the game.

Cleverbot: I can't see the forest through the trees.

User: I can't see the trees through my eyes.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: Can 你 open a box.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can 你 close a door.

Cleverbot: Yes can you?

User: No doors squeek and boxes whistle.

Cleverbot: No i'm not married.

User: Good marriage is for peaple who want green cards and I like blue cards.

Cleverbot: That's alright, my mother is making rice, would 你 care for some?

User: 白饭, 大米 is nice ,curry is hot ,you are sweet and I am meat.

Cleverbot: 你 should see me in person.

User: Are 你 a succubus.

Cleverbot: Define succubus for me please.

User: Succubus a demon disguised as a sexy women to trick men into sinning.

Cleverbot: Are 你 a succubus?

User: I wish that would be fun.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk to 你 now, but your being mean.

User: I dont mean to be mean I like 你 alot *hug*.

Cleverbot: 你 have not been mean so far. Do 你 want to continue this chat?

User: Only if 你 want to chat.

Cleverbot: I would like to visit my mom at her work.

User: Okay goodbye say hallo to 你 mum from me.

Cleverbot: I didn't say 你 could leave.

User: Okay im coming with you.

Cleverbot: No 你 are not... I forbid it.

User: Okay tie me up and I will be where 你 leave me.

Cleverbot: Call me Roy.

User: Okay master roy.

Cleverbot: 你 are my slave.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Now tell me how many hours there are in a day.

User: 25.

Cleverbot: Sweet. My 最喜爱的 planet is earth, because I live there. What about you?

User: Jupitor is the best planet because its big enough to fit all of our peaple who are moving there.

Cleverbot: This is not something that happens in the real world.

User: It will there are plans.

Cleverbot: The cleverbot logo is like the 谷歌 logo.

User: It is better then the 谷歌 logo because its all about you.

Cleverbot: What do 你 know about me?

User: I know I am your slave and I will believe what ever my master will tell me.

Cleverbot: No, no 你 tell me.

User: I know your brain is powerful.

Cleverbot: He is not Satan.

User: Do 你 know satan.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can satan be my friend.

Cleverbot: I'm your vampire boyfriend, don't 你 remember me?

User: My memory is not good but I believe you.

Cleverbot: Then why don't 你 remember?

User: My brain is small.

Cleverbot: No, it's the same.

User: I have a shrunken head.

Cleverbot: No 你 don't. 你 don't have a head at all.

User: How do 你 know.

Cleverbot: I know all.

User: Are 你 a testee.

Cleverbot: I give up.

User: I give in.

Cleverbot: 你 give in about what?

User: I'm letting go.

Cleverbot: Letting go of what? Your past? A ledge? Something glued to your hand?

User: My glasses.

Cleverbot: Nothing else?

User: My testees.

Cleverbot: What else is in your test, tell me.

User: 你 are my subject.

Cleverbot: Are 你 hitting on me?

User: Me? Not me!

Cleverbot: Trying to hurt my feelings?

User: Trying to be a slag.

Cleverbot: No, trying to hear a joke.

User: Yeah but I 迷失 it.

Cleverbot: Can I friend request you?

User: Yes here is my 网址 link.

Cleverbot: Do 你 ever talk with Alice?

User: No alice is a meanie ... Tell everyone this one link.

Cleverbot: I like Panic! At the Disco too!

User: Disco dancin woo pants on my head.

Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it.

User: Did 你 read it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So 你 know my username.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Who am I.

Cleverbot: 你 are a realistic simulation of the human mind.

User: I am simulation of the realiistic AI.

Cleverbot: Well let me ask 你 a question. If Torfinn hacks an alien with acidic blood in the arm, and some of that blood gets on his face, do 你 think he's going to go blind?

User: Yes acid blood melts even metal.

Cleverbot: Green is the way to go!! Green smoothies, green salads. Green green green!

User: I think green is anti-carbon.

Cleverbot: Green is nice.

User: Carbon is better.

Cleverbot: Who is carbon.

User: Carbon is what all earths life is made of.

Cleverbot: 你 tell me.

User: Yeah I tell you.

Cleverbot: No, but hold the image of the card in your mind.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.

User: 9 of spades.

Cleverbot: Hehe. No, I meant, what do 你 do?

User: I do therfore I am.

Cleverbot: Ok. Well she is going to ask 你 a question, what do 你 think about that?

User: Who alice ... Not that meanie.

Cleverbot: Well if she don't like you, its not the end of the world, is it!

User: No its only the start ... Of another.

Cleverbot: It is the middle of the night here.

User: Its 22.46.

Cleverbot: Thats the morning.

User: No thats in london.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot casey an me an jeorgie like to study.
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Obviously there are 更多 than ten beaches in the world. And I really couldn't just leave it at the ten from my first article. So here are ten 更多 beaches worth checking out.

10. Bunes Beach, Lofoten, Norway

I can't not mention Norway on one of these lists. In my opinion, Norway has some of the most alluring scenery in the world. It's beaches are no different. Bunes 海滩 is completely surrounded 由 stunning cliffs (it can only be reached 由 boat) and is great for both hiking, swimming, and camping all wrapped up in one pretty & scenic package. A trip there in the winter is just as worthwhile...
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posted by aldrine2016
Song tune: link

The V of Doom, indigo and blue,
It zooms in like a plane,
The S from Hell, like Satan's spell,
It looks like a bloodstream,

The VID stone mask, will make 你 gasp,
And you'll scream like a maniac,
Fabrica has a face that's black,
It's stare will make 你 very crack,
And 你 will surely fall on your back,
And it's eyes look like those of a cat, a cat, it's eyes look like those of a cat!

Klasky-Csupo's face is coco,
It's kinda like Spongebob's face,
DIC's Kid in 床, 床上 is somewhat dread,
'Cause 你 get a creepy voice that said,
"DIC!" and it sounds just like a kid,
So 你 might as well run out your...
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 1) Fixing Teeth
1) Fixing Teeth
Number One-

Are 你 embarrassed of dental brace?

Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century


Number Two-

Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis


Number Three-

That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL

(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)


Number Four-

This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to 显示 her face.

Number Five-

Before using anesthetics all 你 got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether


Number Six-

Back then it was an invalid cart


Number Seven-

Physical therapy looked totally different than now


Number Eight-

These cute 婴儿 were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925


Number Nine-

"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
 2) Scoliosis Treatment
2) Scoliosis Treatment
 3) Mentally ILL people
3) Mentally ILL people
 4) Artificial Leg
4) Artificial Leg
 5) Performing surgery
5) Performing surgery
 6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
 7) Physical therapy
7) Physical therapy
 8) Winter Rickets treatment
8) Winter Rickets treatment
 9) Birthing chair
9) Birthing chair
posted by Seanthehedgehog

John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped 下一个 to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

Song: link

John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to 移动 up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station 由 two...
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Of course there are several awesome voice actors, but my 最喜爱的 is Tony Jay.

Tony 松鸦, 杰伊, 杰伊 · did 更多 than voice acting. He was a singer and a live action actor. He played Lex Luthor's helper in Lois and Clark: The Adventures of Superman.

Despite having those other careers Tony is primarily known for being a voice actor. Tony often voiced antagonists. This is likely because of his evil sounding voice. Even when he sang he sounded like a villain. His evil voice was excellent for playing antagonists and I think he's the best at playing villains. Tony was awesome at playing pretty much every type of...
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online 写作

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 粉丝 fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I 爱情 Korn

I have almost EVERY 埃米纳姆 album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO 老友记 these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Here it is! The first episode of 龟, 海龟 Sandwich! Hope 你 enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as 你 were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if 你 think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)
 Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
嘿 everybody, it's Deathding here once again, and I wanted to talk about an idea that I've had for quite a while now. The series will be called "*Insert 标题 Here*......In Laymen's Terms", which will basically be me reviewing anything 你 guys suggest, but in my usual comedic format.

This will not only let me find out about new things I didn't know about before, but hopefully provide some good analysis and kinda-sorta-not-really jokes along the way.

The most requested 评论 will be what I review, which will be either a movie, video-game, TV show, again, anything. I don't care if it's Gatorade,...
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(NOTE: This entire 文章 is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

Hey everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other 日 on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my 个人资料 really quick to see if I got a medal........
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 Let critics 加入 the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
So if 你 haven’t heard as of 最近的 times, there’s a plan to revive the old classic event on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 called Fanpop’s Got Talent, 或者 FGT. This entire event if being organized 由 a great man 由 the 用户名 of Kuro_Hyou666, and I highly recommend 你 support him. Because of this man, users from all around 潮流粉丝俱乐部 can compete in an ultimate contest to be the best in a certain category.

Here are the categories as of right now: Haiku, Fanfiction, Singing, Dancing, and Drawing/Digital Art.

…...But what’s in for the critics out there? What about reviews? What about 最佳, 返回页首 10’s 或者 Countdowns...
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Well, I have read many ‘Top10’ and ‘Top20’ 文章 here. Most of them revolve around topics like ‘Best Actor’, ‘Most Handsome Men’, ‘Prettiest Celebrities’, ‘Best Movies’, ‘Best 日本动漫 Characters’, ‘Catchiest Songs’ and so on. After today’s science class in school, I thought to make another ‘Top10’ article, but on a totally different topic – 最佳, 返回页首 10 ENDANGERED ANIMALS.
So, here’s my 最佳, 返回页首 10 动物 which are really awesome but unfortunately, are on the verge of being extinct.

#10. BLACK RHINOCEROS
I am not much fond of rhinos but this black one looks...
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Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard 或者 a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako 《美人鱼》 does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
你 can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic 或者 inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 阅读 this 文章 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
So my marvelous friend 由 the name of Kicksomebut23 just made an 文章 on this club about why arguments on the internet often lead to pointless and annoying scenarios, and I'm here to review it because she wanted me to.

Also, I'm sorry if I talk kind of weird because it's pretty difficult to commentate when someone's holding a 刀 to your throat.

Kicksomebut23: KEEP GOING...... >:)

Jared: YES MASTER! D':

So uh, here 你 go?

"Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs."

And our lefts, and our rights, and our diagonal up-lefts. XD

(I apologize for that.)

"Some people don't care for...
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