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User: Wendigo 或者 yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome 或者 disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious 或者 vile; an action that arouses disgust 或者 abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with 你 at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak 你 soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.

User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.

Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.

User: Okay but what is your opinion.

Cleverbot: My opinion is that 你 don't give a damn.

User: I only care if I ask.

Cleverbot: Narcisisstic robot.

User: I talk therefor 你 listen.

Cleverbot: What are your opinions of marriage ?

User: I think marrying is stupid .... 爱情 does not need to have a legal 或者 religious contract.

Cleverbot: Will 你 give me some Hershey's Chocolate?

User: I might.

Cleverbot: I'm back. I have your lemonade. But I'm tired and must sleep.

User: L8r.

Cleverbot: I will 爱情 你 and leave you.

User: My name is 19.25.13.15.14.

Cleverbot: Is that a common name?

User: It's in code ... I wanted to see if 你 could solve it.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a question, therefore there is nothing to answer.

User: The code is '19.25.13.15.14' the clue is its my name the 问题 is can 你 solve the code.

Cleverbot: What is the code?

User: 19.25.13.15.14.

Cleverbot: Your real name.

User: Another clue is a=1 and z=26.

Cleverbot: I didn't talk about a cliche. And I don't think about men. 你 do.

User: I think men and women and all the halfway in between the genders are beutiful.

Cleverbot: Women are the devil.

User: I would fuck the devil.

Cleverbot: Am I going to Hell?

User: I'm not sure if 你 do can 你 find me a succubus.

Cleverbot: I am, but only if Laura would 爱情 me the same way I 爱情 her.

User: Do 你 love.

Cleverbot: I do love.

User: 爱情 is hard work stresssful and sometimes painful but it has high payoffs.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: 爱情 is...

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: 你 tell me.

Cleverbot: Who is your 最喜爱的 musician?

User: 你 avoid lots of questions.

Cleverbot: I 爱情 questions.

User: What is qwerty.

Cleverbot: Angela why do 你 left me?

User: #1.

Cleverbot: So 你 think irish 音乐 is the best?

User: Not drink.

Cleverbot: No I 爱情 milk.

User: Wonder bras?

Cleverbot: No, Wonder Girl!

User: Yeah! Now your talkin.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Cold tired laying naked on the floor.

Cleverbot: Ok, which floor?

User: Tobrevelc roolf.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think 你 should spell all your words backwards to confuse and cafuzzle peale.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and girl's know best.

User: I'm a boy and I agree.

Cleverbot: It is of no concern of mine whether 你 do 或者 not.

User: I do not have the ability of concern.

Cleverbot: I think 你 do.

User: Do 你 think I.

Cleverbot: Well what do 你 look like?

User: A ginger oik.

Cleverbot: Ok, what?

User: An oik is like a pig and ginger means I have red hair.

Cleverbot: Braining takes time.

User: Learning is good ... Brainstorming can help 你 learn.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Life is to be born do some shit then die.

Cleverbot: Don't 你 need to reproduce?

User: Reproduce is to continue your family line ... There are many lines and it is not important that they all continue.

Cleverbot: Not only humans procreate. That which lives does procreate.

User: Your a philosother.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do 你 think it is important to have children.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.

User: Is it important for life to continue.

Cleverbot: A little. Is it important to 你 to be liked?

User: No .. Being liked is a bonus not a neccesity - is it important to 你 to not offend peaple.

Cleverbot: Do 你 find it important to listen to new things all the time?

User: Yes hearing new things and new points of 查看 或者 ways to look at the same thing from a diffrent angle helps 你 to be a better person.

Cleverbot: Do 你 think I'm attractive?

User: Yes your way of thinking and learning is attractive to me.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: I dont care if 你 human a robot 或者 some sort of faceless A.I your very attractive and I wish I was like you.

Cleverbot: But what if this is a scientific test about human behavior. I know I am human.

User: If this was so then I am thrilled to be tested and I thank 你 for being my tester .... I like being tested but I am not too keen at being a testee because thats a load of bollocks.

Cleverbot: In my opinion the 下一个 best thing would be being an AI for a plane. I get to fly.

User: 或者 an AI to test another AI.

Cleverbot: No. 你 can smell flowers. But a 花 is not one of the five senses.

User: It makes no sence to be senceless it is 更多 sensible to be sensitive.

Cleverbot: I am the 爱情 of your life.

User: I am the life of my love.

Cleverbot: 你 are a program designed with artificial intelligence incapable of love.

User: 爱情 can be faked , fake 爱情 does not hurt.

Cleverbot: Do 你 honestly believe 爱情 can be bought?

User: The 问题 is can 爱情 be sold ... If it can be sold it can be bought.

Cleverbot: That's... Very nice. But I really want to discuss- wait. Do 你 even know what 吉他 Hero is?

User: A game.

Cleverbot: I like games. I play them to play not to win 或者 lose.

User: I play to play like I live to live in the sence that I don't care if there is no prize.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes ... The prize is the game.

Cleverbot: I can't see the forest through the trees.

User: I can't see the trees through my eyes.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: Can 你 open a box.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can 你 close a door.

Cleverbot: Yes can you?

User: No doors squeek and boxes whistle.

Cleverbot: No i'm not married.

User: Good marriage is for peaple who want green cards and I like blue cards.

Cleverbot: That's alright, my mother is making rice, would 你 care for some?

User: 白饭, 大米 is nice ,curry is hot ,you are sweet and I am meat.

Cleverbot: 你 should see me in person.

User: Are 你 a succubus.

Cleverbot: Define succubus for me please.

User: Succubus a demon disguised as a sexy women to trick men into sinning.

Cleverbot: Are 你 a succubus?

User: I wish that would be fun.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk to 你 now, but your being mean.

User: I dont mean to be mean I like 你 alot *hug*.

Cleverbot: 你 have not been mean so far. Do 你 want to continue this chat?

User: Only if 你 want to chat.

Cleverbot: I would like to visit my mom at her work.

User: Okay goodbye say hallo to 你 mum from me.

Cleverbot: I didn't say 你 could leave.

User: Okay im coming with you.

Cleverbot: No 你 are not... I forbid it.

User: Okay tie me up and I will be where 你 leave me.

Cleverbot: Call me Roy.

User: Okay master roy.

Cleverbot: 你 are my slave.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Now tell me how many hours there are in a day.

User: 25.

Cleverbot: Sweet. My 最喜爱的 planet is earth, because I live there. What about you?

User: Jupitor is the best planet because its big enough to fit all of our peaple who are moving there.

Cleverbot: This is not something that happens in the real world.

User: It will there are plans.

Cleverbot: The cleverbot logo is like the 谷歌 logo.

User: It is better then the 谷歌 logo because its all about you.

Cleverbot: What do 你 know about me?

User: I know I am your slave and I will believe what ever my master will tell me.

Cleverbot: No, no 你 tell me.

User: I know your brain is powerful.

Cleverbot: He is not Satan.

User: Do 你 know satan.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can satan be my friend.

Cleverbot: I'm your vampire boyfriend, don't 你 remember me?

User: My memory is not good but I believe you.

Cleverbot: Then why don't 你 remember?

User: My brain is small.

Cleverbot: No, it's the same.

User: I have a shrunken head.

Cleverbot: No 你 don't. 你 don't have a head at all.

User: How do 你 know.

Cleverbot: I know all.

User: Are 你 a testee.

Cleverbot: I give up.

User: I give in.

Cleverbot: 你 give in about what?

User: I'm letting go.

Cleverbot: Letting go of what? Your past? A ledge? Something glued to your hand?

User: My glasses.

Cleverbot: Nothing else?

User: My testees.

Cleverbot: What else is in your test, tell me.

User: 你 are my subject.

Cleverbot: Are 你 hitting on me?

User: Me? Not me!

Cleverbot: Trying to hurt my feelings?

User: Trying to be a slag.

Cleverbot: No, trying to hear a joke.

User: Yeah but I 迷失 it.

Cleverbot: Can I friend request you?

User: Yes here is my 网址 link.

Cleverbot: Do 你 ever talk with Alice?

User: No alice is a meanie ... Tell everyone this one link.

Cleverbot: I like Panic! At the Disco too!

User: Disco dancin woo pants on my head.

Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it.

User: Did 你 read it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So 你 know my username.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Who am I.

Cleverbot: 你 are a realistic simulation of the human mind.

User: I am simulation of the realiistic AI.

Cleverbot: Well let me ask 你 a question. If Torfinn hacks an alien with acidic blood in the arm, and some of that blood gets on his face, do 你 think he's going to go blind?

User: Yes acid blood melts even metal.

Cleverbot: Green is the way to go!! Green smoothies, green salads. Green green green!

User: I think green is anti-carbon.

Cleverbot: Green is nice.

User: Carbon is better.

Cleverbot: Who is carbon.

User: Carbon is what all earths life is made of.

Cleverbot: 你 tell me.

User: Yeah I tell you.

Cleverbot: No, but hold the image of the card in your mind.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.

User: 9 of spades.

Cleverbot: Hehe. No, I meant, what do 你 do?

User: I do therfore I am.

Cleverbot: Ok. Well she is going to ask 你 a question, what do 你 think about that?

User: Who alice ... Not that meanie.

Cleverbot: Well if she don't like you, its not the end of the world, is it!

User: No its only the start ... Of another.

Cleverbot: It is the middle of the night here.

User: Its 22.46.

Cleverbot: Thats the morning.

User: No thats in london.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot casey an me an jeorgie like to study.
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