found this stuff and i wanted to share with 你 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 下一个 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your 问题 to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that 你 don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is 说 often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 圈, 圈子 around your 台, 办公桌 laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 唱歌 opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 日 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 圈, 圈子 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 圈, 圈子 with the ouji board and claim 你 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask 问题 while trying not to use any nouns 或者 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 你 说 that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 你 mean the thing that, 你 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 确认 that 你 agree. When they ask 你 to stop, say "but I 爱情 你 so!!"
17.When 你 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks 你 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 你 are a member of Greenpeace 或者 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 婴儿 come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 下一个 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your 问题 to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that 你 don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is 说 often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 圈, 圈子 around your 台, 办公桌 laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 唱歌 opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 日 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 圈, 圈子 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 圈, 圈子 with the ouji board and claim 你 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask 问题 while trying not to use any nouns 或者 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 你 说 that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 你 mean the thing that, 你 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 确认 that 你 agree. When they ask 你 to stop, say "but I 爱情 你 so!!"
17.When 你 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks 你 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 你 are a member of Greenpeace 或者 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 婴儿 come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge 粉丝 of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
你 type in the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all 你 have to do is type into the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ 评论 I'll make a new 文章 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
你 type in the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all 你 have to do is type into the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ 评论 I'll make a new 文章 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Comment now!
《冰雪奇缘》 fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on 最佳, 返回页首 of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE 城堡 for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up 随意 snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets 更多 sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts 表演 like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to 床, 床上 they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets 更多 sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts 表演 like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to 床, 床上 they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
