found this stuff and i wanted to share with 你 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 下一个 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your 问题 to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that 你 don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is 说 often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 圈, 圈子 around your 台, 办公桌 laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 唱歌 opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 日 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 圈, 圈子 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 圈, 圈子 with the ouji board and claim 你 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask 问题 while trying not to use any nouns 或者 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 你 说 that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 你 mean the thing that, 你 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 确认 that 你 agree. When they ask 你 to stop, say "but I 爱情 你 so!!"
17.When 你 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks 你 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 你 are a member of Greenpeace 或者 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 婴儿 come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 下一个 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your 问题 to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that 你 don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is 说 often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 圈, 圈子 around your 台, 办公桌 laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 唱歌 opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 日 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 圈, 圈子 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 圈, 圈子 with the ouji board and claim 你 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask 问题 while trying not to use any nouns 或者 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 你 说 that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 你 mean the thing that, 你 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 确认 that 你 agree. When they ask 你 to stop, say "but I 爱情 你 so!!"
17.When 你 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks 你 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 你 are a member of Greenpeace 或者 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 婴儿 come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 爱情 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in 你 and the things 你 doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car 前锋, 期待 saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If 你 are hung like a horse, 你 don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
吉他 by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then 你 wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if 你 just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
吉他 by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then 你 wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if 你 just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
The 列表 went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside 粉丝 pop, 粉丝 pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....
10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
