I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if 你 ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If 你 think I'm insane, run away, because 你 are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too 你 a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. 你 think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if 你 ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If 你 think I'm insane, run away, because 你 are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too 你 a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. 你 think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 你 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 你 to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If 你 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The 流行的 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 衬衫 on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If 你 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some 随意 guy/girl = Is this 座位 empty?
你 = Yes and this one will be too if 你 sit here.
I'll write 更多 soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 你 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 你 to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If 你 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The 流行的 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 衬衫 on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If 你 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some 随意 guy/girl = Is this 座位 empty?
你 = Yes and this one will be too if 你 sit here.
I'll write 更多 soon!!!