随意 Article: Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if 你 ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If 你 think I'm insane, run away, because 你 are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too 你 a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. 你 think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

hakadoshi12345, Tdinoahiscute4 and 9 others like this

peterslover ~LOL~ That was kinda cute!! Sooooooo you were bored! How long did this take to do?!

K5-HOWL lol

bellaroseswan it was ok probly only took 10 minutes maybe lol ur not weird to me or anything

shomill Funny!

demon_wolf lol, funny

skipperluvs It only took me like...eh....5 minutes XD I'm a writer so this was pretty quick

taytrain97 I showed my mom this and she called you a dork. =P Don't worry, it's always a compliment coming from her xD

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Why do all of my teachers look like 流行的 characters?!

posted by childofaeolus

I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, 或者 movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one 阅读 teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's 描述 exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one 日 she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.

6th Grade:...

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50 Ways to get Assasinated

posted by JaseKS

50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave 你 all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife 或者 husband.

21) Torture a 树 infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...

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最佳, 返回页首 11 things to do when your house is on 火, 消防

posted by bubbletl

最佳, 返回页首 11 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini 你 bought as it is going to be hot with 火, 消防 and all 你 know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when 你 start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on 火, 消防 with picture of your house: A formula which will make 你 super 流行的
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about 火, 消防 and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off 火, 消防 till...

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what if there was just one 更多 charicter in harry potter part 1

posted by fly210

nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers 下一个 to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. 你 must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the 问题 link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of 你 then look away when they turn around

Say 你 have a sixth since where 你 can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and 你 should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO 分裂, 拆分

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is 表演 the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are 更多 than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has 说 that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that 你 have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the 长椅, 沙发 "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do 你 think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are 狗 cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do 你 fish?:

Nope!

Are 你 at the age where 你 can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless 你 try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do 你 have a boyfriend 或者 girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do 你 know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have 你 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do 你 have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have 你 broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry 或者爱情你 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 你 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 迷失 myself and don't try to call me 或者 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 你 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 你 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 你 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
你 will have your own life, everything 你 wanted with you.
你 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 床, 床上 when your old, knowing that 你 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 爱情 you, I 爱情你 so much...

~Reah