随意 Article: the hole

posted by orangeturnip

okay i wrote this a while 以前
hope at least one person likes it...
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THE HOLE

嘿 you
I see the dark hole
Within me.

It grows darker
It talks clearly
The un-child like state of me

The sad side
Locked away
Until I feel catastrophic

The happiness around the cavern
Of my heart
Is much 更多 shallow

The happiness is the surface
The crust is my confusion
The hole feels so bad because its so deep

so there’s 更多 to me than just a hole
I am a whole in bits of three.
Separated but together at times.

Why must the darkness rule
We all know that life is cruel.

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Random?

added by Galbraith

stupid jingle bells verse

posted by Omigosh122

Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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Digital cg art

added by Rodz

Source: wallcoo.net

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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop

posted by milorox18

1. When 你 get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend 你 are deaf.

4. If he asks if 你 knew how fast 你 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if 你 can see his gun.

6. When he says 你 aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him 由 his first name.

11. Pretend 你 are gay...

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All 你 Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's 心 is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, 你 are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. 你 are going to fail the class completely no matter what 你 get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 分钟 into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 你 just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your 公文包或者 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name 标签 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have 你 ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man 下一个 to me!
I puked on the last person who flew 下一个 to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would 你 look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

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Brother & Sister

added by SylarNight

Source: made 由 SylarNight

3

随意食物

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

3

Public Picture(Boring!

added by zanesaaomgfan

Source: Windows 7 Vista

1

Kitties :3

added by PoddoChan

Source: The Internet....AGAIN :)

3

玫瑰 :)

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantART.com and The Internet

1

Cricket Aus vs South Africa

added by bvgf

Source: My own 照片

1

Celebrating Randomness

added by Little_Cullen

3

海滩

added by Rodz

Source: google.com

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thats 随意

added by ay3

Source: my 谷歌 skillz

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 下一个 to 你 if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角大楼 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 删除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever 你 hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard 由 reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some 更多 that I came up with too, hope 你 enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 搜索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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Marilyn Manson - Tainted 爱情 lyrics

added by RedDice99

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