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posted by orangeturnip
okay i wrote this a while 以前
hope at least one person likes it...
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THE HOLE

嘿 you
I see the dark hole
Within me.

It grows darker
It talks clearly
The un-child like state of me

The sad side
Locked away
Until I feel catastrophic

The happiness around the cavern
Of my heart
Is much 更多 shallow

The happiness is the surface
The crust is my confusion
The hole feels so bad because its so deep

so there’s 更多 to me than just a hole
I am a whole in bits of three.
Separated but together at times.

Why must the darkness rule
We all know that life is cruel.
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Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 下一个 to 你 if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角大楼 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 删除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever 你 hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard 由 reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some 更多 that I came up with too, hope 你 enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 搜索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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This is How Miss Teen South Carolina 答案 her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the 标题 of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....
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miss teen usa
south carolina
really stupid people
funny
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posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa 说 sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause 你 realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are 你 gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad 或者 somthing?"
no 你 look beautiful dont ever think 你 are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher 说 "Class 你 will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher 说 "I want 你 to draw what ever 你 feel in your heart.What...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your 领, 衣领 and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When 你 get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when 你 reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a 抹刀, 锅铲 and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two 老友记 riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a 小马 with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red 狐狸 is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when 你 sneeze because when 你 sneeze, your 心 stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A 蜗牛 can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only 动物 that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders 更多 than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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