随意 Article: Pen Pal CH.3

posted by lexie2635

WARNING: SHORT CHAPTER

Alice POV:

Dear Charlie,

My name is Alice Green. I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at Forks High school. I live in Forks, Washington. English is my 最喜爱的 class. I 爱情足球 and football. I play 足球 all the time. My 最喜爱的 color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Jeep. I 爱情 to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Alice Green

Charlie's POV

Dear Alice,

My name is Charlie Patterson. . I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at LaSalle High school. I live in London, England. English is my 最喜爱的 class. I 爱情足球 and football. I play 足球 all the time. My 最喜爱的 color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Mercedes Benz. I 爱情 to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Charlie Patterson

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Celebrating Randomness

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海滩

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thats 随意

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 下一个 to 你 if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角大楼 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 删除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever 你 hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard 由 reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some 更多 that I came up with too, hope 你 enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 搜索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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Marilyn Manson - Tainted 爱情 lyrics

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Miss Teen South Carolina 答案 a 问题

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This is How Miss Teen South Carolina 答案 her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the 标题 of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....

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south carolina

really stupid people

funny

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随意

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Mysterious 爱情 chapter 6

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad 或者 somthing?"
no 你 look beautiful dont ever think 你 are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher 说 "Class 你 will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher 说 "I want 你 to draw what ever 你 feel in your heart.What...

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语录 about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, 你 can 吻乐队（Kiss） my 屁股 too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the 日 i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to 你 does not matter to me

-When your up, your 老友记 know who 你 are.
When you're down, 你 know who your 老友记 are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab 你 in the throat with...the 刀你 left in my back.

-I was the one who 说 things changed;
you were the one who proved...

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10 Fun Things To Do That Freak Out Total Strangers

posted by BellaSwan636

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your 领, 衣领 and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When 你 get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when 你 reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a 抹刀, 锅铲 and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....

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Randomness

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彩虹

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随意壁纸

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O.O

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Hmm...

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strange but cool facts-2

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-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when 你 sneeze because when 你 sneeze, your 心 stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A 蜗牛 can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only 动物 that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders 更多 than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical 马 with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the 音乐 store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos 或者 rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Ways to Torture the 比萨, 比萨饼 Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like 你 know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: 比萨, 比萨饼 becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 问题 with questions.
Ask about 比萨, 比萨饼 maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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chloe

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