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posted by lexie2635
WARNING: SHORT CHAPTER

Alice POV:

Dear Charlie,

My name is Alice Green. I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at Forks High school. I live in Forks, Washington. English is my 最喜爱的 class. I 爱情 足球 and football. I play 足球 all the time. My 最喜爱的 color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Jeep. I 爱情 to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Alice Green

Charlie's POV

Dear Alice,

My name is Charlie Patterson. . I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at LaSalle High school. I live in London, England. English is my 最喜爱的 class. I 爱情 足球 and football. I play 足球 all the time. My 最喜爱的 color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Mercedes Benz. I 爱情 to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Charlie Patterson
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Stand on 最佳, 返回页首 of the high board and say 你 won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because 你 have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend 你 can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to 交叉, 十字架 the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny 或者 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?


Random guy: 你 说 你 WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow 随意 fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform 你 that a certain new fanpoper with the 用户名 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 问题 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a 论坛 saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now 你 will not be able to find these two contributions why 你 ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if 你 want proof that she 说 this check out this forum
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 给 us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 爱情 to be held, talked too but if 你 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very 《勇敢传说》 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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