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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?

Answer:

If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If 你 overtake the last runner, what position are 你 now in?

Answer:

If 你 answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can 你 over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. 你 would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes 或者 use a calculator, and remember your 回复 must be instantaneous.

3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?

Answer:

5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although 你 should manage to get the last 问题 right...

4 : Marie's father has five daughters:


1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...

Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie 你 ding-bat!!! Read the 问题 properly!!!!!

你 are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do 你 always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd 你 treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If 你 tied buttered 烤面包, 吐司 to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when 你 turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if 你 open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when 你 transport something 由 car, it's called a shipment, but when 你 transport something 由 ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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added by Smilebaby05
Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a 列表 like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also 写作 taunting letters to police. If 你 heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see 你 again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My 爱情 for 你 is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with 你 either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with 你 either way
Nothing's lost
No 更多 pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I 迷失 you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...
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posted by spinner90
Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square 或者 rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the 答案 to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each 问题 with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The 答案 that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The 答案 will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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People liked my old 鸡皮疙瘩 文章 so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired 由 a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, 你 know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck 由 lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, 你 have to have a set of computers 或者 if 你 want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, 你 can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. 你 may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. 你 will have to earn money 由 playing. And with that balance, you...
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(All sources come from listed games and 名人 Wikipedia pages, Behind the Voice Actor pages, and 互联网电影数据库 pages)

You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell 你 about voice acting. One of those things is that voice 表演 is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta 显示 your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice 表演 isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...
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added by MeiMisty
I 爱情 Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned 或者 disguested.. These are some of such examples..



#11: THE KILLER 龙虾 BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the 评论 being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..


#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..



#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...
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so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my 最佳, 返回页首 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i 爱情 all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the 更多 i listen to the album.
 Razalia, Elijah Jones, 《我的世界》 City First Look
Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the 《我的世界》 Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which 由 are means, his 首页 cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of 《我的世界》 no-one has ever seen

To see 更多 of his cities, follow him on Reddit 或者 《我的世界》 Community Via Facebook.

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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I 迷失 my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I 迷失 my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't 你 cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with 纹身 who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my 最喜爱的 things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big 爬坡道, 小山 of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the 最佳, 返回页首 of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I 说 "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I 说 "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was 迷失 in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room 由 room patiently
I'll wait for 你 there
Like a stone
I'll wait for 你 there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there 你 led me on

In your house I long to be
Room 由 room patiently
I'll wait for 你 there
Like a stone
I'll...
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