Welcome to The Weakest Link.
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?
Answer:
If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 你 overtake the last runner, what position are 你 now in?
Answer:
If 你 answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can 你 over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. 你 would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes 或者 use a calculator, and remember your 回复 must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although 你 should manage to get the last 问题 right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie 你 ding-bat!!! Read the 问题 properly!!!!!
你 are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?
Answer:
If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 你 overtake the last runner, what position are 你 now in?
Answer:
If 你 answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can 你 over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. 你 would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes 或者 use a calculator, and remember your 回复 must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although 你 should manage to get the last 问题 right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie 你 ding-bat!!! Read the 问题 properly!!!!!
你 are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and 你 have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and 你 have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
