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Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are 你 doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't 你 know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, 你 don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword and shield, but still has a fucking fairy!!! Just then, some one walked in the room. ???:"Oh, so he's here! The hero that the prophecy's told of! Oliver:"Erm...yes,your highness." ???:"Since i'm your cousin, call me Cecilia."

Oliver:"Yes, of course." Yeah, so that's with cheese and, OH! YES! Um...I was getting some..........paint! So anyway, Jeremy was blankly staring at the picture of a golden double-bladed sword on the window over the throne. Jeremy:"Is that..." Cecilia:Yes, it indeed is." Oliver:"The hero's sword is the only thing powerful enough to defeat Dragnor." Jeremy:"And who is this...Dragnor?"

Oliver:"Someone your not ready to face yet. In fact, your not ready to face ANYONE yet! 你 don't even know one magic spell!" Jeremy:"Magic!? I can do magic!?" Oliver:"almost everyone can! But you, 你 can cast all four types, like no one else." Cecilia:"Indeed,you need to start training tomorrow." Jeremy:"Wow. This is a lot to take in." TO BE CONTINUED.....
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom 说 and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did 你 do that?"I asked."You need to come to the 树 house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the 树 house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the 树 house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing 或者 whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 文章 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 幻想 is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 龙 now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky
或者 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
幻想 is not a crime
Find your 城堡 in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 你 to the moon 'cause..."
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah 说 bounding out the door.The girls met 12 年 old Henry at a 胡桃, 山核桃 tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah 说 opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name 或者 talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his 音乐 every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask 你 if 你 have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i 爱情 justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate 或者 爱情 whatever he does even if they hate it 或者 爱情 it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one 日 he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One 日 when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth 精灵 take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the 长椅, 沙发 with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! 你 are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey 你 bums want simethin 或者 are 你 goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do 你 hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what 你 did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand 或者 a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of 你 and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor 由 floor, and once 你 find what 你 are looking for, 你 can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling 你 what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The 老友记 laugh and without hesitation 移动 on to...
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 James
James
舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am 唱歌 my 最喜爱的 song, 21 枪 由 Green 日 whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 年 old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the 梨 into the side of this 垃圾箱, 垃圾站 in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These 文章 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would 你 wanna listen to 音乐 from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better 音乐 available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain 你 understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help 你 concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, 你 can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help 你 concentrate. If your friend shows 你 his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 你 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 更多 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 心 skips a beat
When 你 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with 你 until the end

I give my 心 and my soul to you
To make 你 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 你 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 你 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I 爱情 my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a 年 and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause 你 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause 你 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In 你 I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 爱情 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in 你 and the things 你 doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End