Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are 你 doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't 你 know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, 你 don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.
And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword and shield, but still has a fucking fairy!!! Just then, some one walked in the room. ???:"Oh, so he's here! The hero that the prophecy's told of! Oliver:"Erm...yes,your highness." ???:"Since i'm your cousin, call me Cecilia."
Oliver:"Yes, of course." Yeah, so that's with cheese and, OH! YES! Um...I was getting some..........paint! So anyway, Jeremy was blankly staring at the picture of a golden double-bladed sword on the window over the throne. Jeremy:"Is that..." Cecilia:Yes, it indeed is." Oliver:"The hero's sword is the only thing powerful enough to defeat Dragnor." Jeremy:"And who is this...Dragnor?"
Oliver:"Someone your not ready to face yet. In fact, your not ready to face ANYONE yet! 你 don't even know one magic spell!" Jeremy:"Magic!? I can do magic!?" Oliver:"almost everyone can! But you, 你 can cast all four types, like no one else." Cecilia:"Indeed,you need to start training tomorrow." Jeremy:"Wow. This is a lot to take in." TO BE CONTINUED.....
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And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword and shield, but still has a fucking fairy!!! Just then, some one walked in the room. ???:"Oh, so he's here! The hero that the prophecy's told of! Oliver:"Erm...yes,your highness." ???:"Since i'm your cousin, call me Cecilia."
Oliver:"Yes, of course." Yeah, so that's with cheese and, OH! YES! Um...I was getting some..........paint! So anyway, Jeremy was blankly staring at the picture of a golden double-bladed sword on the window over the throne. Jeremy:"Is that..." Cecilia:Yes, it indeed is." Oliver:"The hero's sword is the only thing powerful enough to defeat Dragnor." Jeremy:"And who is this...Dragnor?"
Oliver:"Someone your not ready to face yet. In fact, your not ready to face ANYONE yet! 你 don't even know one magic spell!" Jeremy:"Magic!? I can do magic!?" Oliver:"almost everyone can! But you, 你 can cast all four types, like no one else." Cecilia:"Indeed,you need to start training tomorrow." Jeremy:"Wow. This is a lot to take in." TO BE CONTINUED.....
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
吉他 by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then 你 wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if 你 just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
吉他 by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then 你 wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if 你 just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移动 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 首页 and found the wife preparing 晚餐 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 更多 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 回复 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移动 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 首页 and found the wife preparing 晚餐 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 更多 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 回复 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 你 simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 爱情 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 你 simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 爱情 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'