He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if 你 say Vietnam he'll stab 你 with a fork
if 你 say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
你 can't stop him no matter what
if 你 call for help he'll stab 你 in the butt.
Never run because 你 know he'll catch you
he might torture 或者 just plain kill you.
Run for cover, 更多 like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if 你 run 或者 cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
你 better pray to god that 你 don't blow his top.
He might rip 你 to pieces 或者 snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
你 better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make 你 into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if 你 see him 你 better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if 你 say Vietnam he'll stab 你 with a fork
if 你 say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
你 can't stop him no matter what
if 你 call for help he'll stab 你 in the butt.
Never run because 你 know he'll catch you
he might torture 或者 just plain kill you.
Run for cover, 更多 like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if 你 run 或者 cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
你 better pray to god that 你 don't blow his top.
He might rip 你 to pieces 或者 snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
你 better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make 你 into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if 你 see him 你 better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the 龟, 海龟 Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new 龟, 海龟 三明治 this week. But I am 写作 this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
