If anyone agrees 你 can post below. These are all random. ish.
Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute 猫 in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen DeGeneres (she rocks!)
26) The planet Venus
27) Apollo and Artemis
28) Lupa, the Roman goddess of wolves
29) Severus Snape
30) Stickers
31) The lollipop song from the dell commercial
32) Hugs
33) Kisses
34) Hugs and kisses
35) Hershey kisses
36) Skittles
37) Sleep
38) Musicians
39) Scratch that, good musicians.
40) Ice
41) Sarcasm
42) Awkward moments
43) Music
44) The Beatles
45) Cute faces
46) Elton John
47) David Bowie
48) 更多 music
49) Being weird
50) 皇后乐队 and The Beatles members
51) Rainbows
52) 101 Dalmatians
53) Ellen DeGeneres again! (she rocks again!)
54) Chocolate
55) Tragedy plays
56) Abstract
57) Baby goats
58) Potter Puppet Pals
59) Long hair on guys (as long as they make it work)
60) Screaming for no reason
61) Men in drag! Awesome!
62) 意大利面 and meatballs
63) Ducks
64) Funny idiots
65) The yourecards things.
66) Saying "peace out"
67) William Shakespeare
68) Pizza
69) Fighting against AIDS
70) Sledding
Hate
1) Ice. Wait, what?
2) Homophobes
3) 沙拉 with onions
4) Spoiled brats
5) justin bieber
6) Wannabe's
7) Idiots
8) My boyfriend (jk, still don't have one)
9) Mosquitos
10) Bug bites
11) Rats
12) Peter Pettigrew
13) 更多 mosquitos
14) Most homework
15) Poison that comes with poison dart frogs
16) When nail polish chips
17) Animal abuse
18) Sarah Palin
19) Dolores Umbridge
20) The holocaust
21) hitler
22) 更多 bug bites
23) Having the flu
24) Salesmen
25) When you're threading the last bead on a 项链 then your hand slips causing all the bead to fall to the floor.
26) When that happens twice
27) When it happens 更多 than twice
28) Perverts
29) Discrimination
30) Discriminative perverts
31) Discriminative words 或者 jokes
32) Most mornings
33) Car crashes
34) AIDS
35) The Mafia
So, yeah!
You'll notice I have twice as many positive things than negative things. That's just because I'm awesome like that. Lol!
Skittles slogan isn't "Taste the rainbow". According to my friends, it's "Taste the f***ing rainbow, b*tches!"
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four 年 old Amber,
A 12 年 old Kennedy,A 5 年 old Harper,And then there's 9 年 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her 玩偶 back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do 你 want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in 烤面包机 for half a minute.
*Ten 分钟 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do 你 know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked 你 as the Babysitter cause 你 have 7 siblings and 你 all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 年 old Kennedy,A 5 年 old Harper,And then there's 9 年 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her 玩偶 back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do 你 want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in 烤面包机 for half a minute.
*Ten 分钟 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do 你 know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked 你 as the Babysitter cause 你 have 7 siblings and 你 all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. 你 grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 你 take 照片 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 你 sneeze.
5. 你 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 星巴克 and 你 don’t even work there.
7. 你 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 猫 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 你 can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. 你 can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 你 take 照片 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 你 sneeze.
5. 你 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 星巴克 and 你 don’t even work there.
7. 你 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 猫 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 你 can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. 你 can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five 更多 songs, can 你 believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even 说 that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her 下一个 CD Rebecca promises to have a 更多 natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking 首页 from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 鲸, 鲸鱼 drove 由 in his sedan and 说 happy 万圣节前夕 to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went 首页 and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a 鱼 tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went 首页 and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a 鱼 tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
