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posted by DramaQueen1020
列表 of things I love, and 列表 of things I hate.
If anyone agrees 你 can post below. These are all random. ish.

Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute 猫 in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen DeGeneres (she rocks!)
26) The planet Venus
27) Apollo and Artemis
28) Lupa, the Roman goddess of wolves
29) Severus Snape
30) Stickers
31) The lollipop song from the dell commercial
32) Hugs
33) Kisses
34) Hugs and kisses
35) Hershey kisses
36) Skittles
37) Sleep
38) Musicians
39) Scratch that, good musicians.
40) Ice
41) Sarcasm
42) Awkward moments
43) Music
44) The Beatles
45) Cute faces
46) Elton John
47) David Bowie
48) 更多 music
49) Being weird
50) 皇后乐队 and The Beatles members
51) Rainbows
52) 101 Dalmatians
53) Ellen DeGeneres again! (she rocks again!)
54) Chocolate
55) Tragedy plays
56) Abstract
57) Baby goats
58) Potter Puppet Pals
59) Long hair on guys (as long as they make it work)
60) Screaming for no reason
61) Men in drag! Awesome!
62) 意大利面 and meatballs
63) Ducks
64) Funny idiots
65) The yourecards things.
66) Saying "peace out"
67) William Shakespeare
68) Pizza
69) Fighting against AIDS
70) Sledding

Hate
1) Ice. Wait, what?
2) Homophobes
3) 沙拉 with onions
4) Spoiled brats
5) justin bieber
6) Wannabe's
7) Idiots
8) My boyfriend (jk, still don't have one)
9) Mosquitos
10) Bug bites
11) Rats
12) Peter Pettigrew
13) 更多 mosquitos
14) Most homework
15) Poison that comes with poison dart frogs
16) When nail polish chips
17) Animal abuse
18) Sarah Palin
19) Dolores Umbridge
20) The holocaust
21) hitler
22) 更多 bug bites
23) Having the flu
24) Salesmen
25) When you're threading the last bead on a 项链 then your hand slips causing all the bead to fall to the floor.
26) When that happens twice
27) When it happens 更多 than twice
28) Perverts
29) Discrimination
30) Discriminative perverts
31) Discriminative words 或者 jokes
32) Most mornings
33) Car crashes
34) AIDS
35) The Mafia


So, yeah!

You'll notice I have twice as many positive things than negative things. That's just because I'm awesome like that. Lol!
Skittles slogan isn't "Taste the rainbow". According to my friends, it's "Taste the f***ing rainbow, b*tches!"
posted by patrisha727
芹菜 has negative calories. It takes 更多 calories to eat a piece of 芹菜 than the 芹菜 has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to 吞, 燕子 the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes 苦 things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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I don't know what anything means...
Throw 爆米花 in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can 你 fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling 爆米花 that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 爆米花 yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit 下一个 to 你 because 你 invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. 或者 maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five 分钟 of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as 你 got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of 随意 Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: 哈哈 ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG 你 needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope 你 liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will 显示 更多 affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when 你 interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when 你 interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if 你 still have a girlfriend do 你 know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep 你 up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore 浓情巧克力 cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
added by australia-101
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are 更多 than this. 你 are bliss. 你 are 更多 than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are 更多 than this. 你 are bliss. 你 are 更多 than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely 随意 poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that 《勇敢传说》 hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm 写作 now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to 你 about stuff he likes
2.always see what 你 have in common (if 你 do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW 你 FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS 你 OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 问题 about him like his 最喜爱的 color, his 最喜爱的 movie 或者 his 最喜爱的 t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your 最喜爱的 clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your 最喜爱的 电影院 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank 你 for 阅读 i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 你 already 说 that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分钟 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 标题 of this 文章 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 电影院 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 你 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 你 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 圣诞节 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 更多 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前一个 episode, we...
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Source: edited 由 me
added by Canada24
video
你 are sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with 你 for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny 你 say back. Are 你 ready to watch the movie 你 ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are 你 ok?" 你 ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) 你 are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly 你 are Gold. 你 hold his chest as 你 are pushing him was y and say " 你 watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 爱情 you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: 你 EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, 你 LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can 你 tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have 你 ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 日 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 日 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 日 for his trial...
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