Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call 你 since yesterday!
Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom 说 你 couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never 说 I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there 你 are!
Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY 或者 NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for 你 FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom 说 你 couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never 说 I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there 你 are!
Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY 或者 NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for 你 FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 banner but doesn't know where to start.
You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint 商店 Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.
Create your banner template
Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG
The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when 你 add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use 下一个 time.
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You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint 商店 Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.
Create your banner template
Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG
The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when 你 add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use 下一个 time.
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