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Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call 你 since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom 说 你 couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never 说 I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there 你 are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY 或者 NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for 你 FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
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1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.

3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are 更多 women than men, it pays to recycle.

4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble,...
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This is a special feature from the Blu-Ray release of Beauty and the Beast. The introduction should speak for itself here, but basically it's an entire alternate intro to the movie which is quite interesting.
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