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posted by someone_save_me
These are just some, 更多 will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If 你 get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, 你 must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank 你 when 你 open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people 由 their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if 你 aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael Jackson club and see my point.)
-Homework
-School
-Dolores Umbridge
-Skeptics of every little thing. No I don't mean I hate atheists 或者 agnostics.
-Tumblr (No one murder me.)
-Rules
-People who disrespect their parents for no reason, like if your parents have always been nice and not strict to 你 and 你 just shit on their paperwork 或者 something. Not cool, man.
-People who think they're all awesome and brag about it so much
-Make up
-Girly shit
-Rule 34, especially when applied to ponies. *shudder*
-Fanwhores and any other breed of attention whore.
-People who send 名人 death threats just because they don't like their music
-DIAMOND FUCKING TIARA. The little cunt...
-Fanpop stalkers...
-When I can't remember what I was gonna type on 谷歌 或者 go into a room and can't remember what I was gonna do...
-Dummkopf's who spam with shit no one cares about.
-Human interaction. It terrifies me, yo.
-When people get mad at me for cussing. On the INTERNET. Da hell?!
-Work
-Just plain doing things
-Being blamed for things I didn't do
-The fact that my ConspiracyKeanu account got suspended. Wasn't trolling, dammit
-Fucktards who think they're better than everyone else because they dress normal
-People who ship the stupidest, most unrelated shit!
-Shipping in general (Don't kill me for this either, it's just a waste of time and stupid to me.)
-FARMVILLE, DAMMIT. Lame-ass shit dude.
-The fact that 你 can't get in the army if you've ever broken a bone 或者 whatever.
-HUMANITY.
-When 你 start to like songs 或者 other things like that 你 used to hate with a fiery passion.
-When people says "It's a free country" on the internet. Dummkopf not everyone on the internet is American.
-The word "swag" and every fucker who over-uses it.


K I'll add 更多 later bai for now.


Now for an unrelated picture to lighten the angry mood of something I most certainly don't hate.
 Because why the fuck not.
Because why the fuck not.
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As a journalist, I decided to go to the animal, and interview some of the "inmates". I wanted to know what it was like in there from their perspective. What follows is not for the faint of heart.

I entered the building, and one of the workers accompanied me to the holding area. This is where 狗 are kept before they are allowed up for adoption. IF they are allowed up for adoption. If the 狗 are found to be aggressive in any way, euthanasia is employed. Fortunately, if "fortunately" is the word to be used here. In this establishment, and they use lethal injection, not a gas chamber.

The shelter...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
If your someone that hates being alone 或者 just feels they dont fit in then maybe 你 will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would 爱情 to change lots of things about there life but really what would 你 change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if 你 have ever been depressed 你 will understand what i mean people think just because 你 have one happy 日 with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy 日 with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot 更多 than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people...
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Taylor's POV:
The 下一个 night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If 你 step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
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Celebrate our 最喜爱的 holiday (or any 日 for that matter) with the April Fool's 日 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

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Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses 建议 to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she 说 that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned 由 a east coast resident, which was 发布 on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank 你 for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...
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posted by xSiVePux
I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered 问题 has been solved out 由 the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back 由 those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my 心 still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...
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noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
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1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment 或者 deep affection, as for a parent, child, 或者 friend.
3.
sexual passion 或者 desire.
4.
a person toward whom 爱情 is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, 或者 the like): Would 你 like to see a movie, love?
6.
a 爱情 affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros 或者 Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...
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He leaned against the wall, 心 thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
    They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything 你 have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you 偷了 my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....
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