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posted by someone_save_me
These are just some, 更多 will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If 你 get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, 你 must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank 你 when 你 open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people 由 their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if 你 aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael Jackson club and see my point.)
-Homework
-School
-Dolores Umbridge
-Skeptics of every little thing. No I don't mean I hate atheists 或者 agnostics.
-Tumblr (No one murder me.)
-Rules
-People who disrespect their parents for no reason, like if your parents have always been nice and not strict to 你 and 你 just shit on their paperwork 或者 something. Not cool, man.
-People who think they're all awesome and brag about it so much
-Make up
-Girly shit
-Rule 34, especially when applied to ponies. *shudder*
-Fanwhores and any other breed of attention whore.
-People who send 名人 death threats just because they don't like their music
-DIAMOND FUCKING TIARA. The little cunt...
-Fanpop stalkers...
-When I can't remember what I was gonna type on 谷歌 或者 go into a room and can't remember what I was gonna do...
-Dummkopf's who spam with shit no one cares about.
-Human interaction. It terrifies me, yo.
-When people get mad at me for cussing. On the INTERNET. Da hell?!
-Work
-Just plain doing things
-Being blamed for things I didn't do
-The fact that my ConspiracyKeanu account got suspended. Wasn't trolling, dammit
-Fucktards who think they're better than everyone else because they dress normal
-People who ship the stupidest, most unrelated shit!
-Shipping in general (Don't kill me for this either, it's just a waste of time and stupid to me.)
-FARMVILLE, DAMMIT. Lame-ass shit dude.
-The fact that 你 can't get in the army if you've ever broken a bone 或者 whatever.
-HUMANITY.
-When 你 start to like songs 或者 other things like that 你 used to hate with a fiery passion.
-When people says "It's a free country" on the internet. Dummkopf not everyone on the internet is American.
-The word "swag" and every fucker who over-uses it.


K I'll add 更多 later bai for now.


Now for an unrelated picture to lighten the angry mood of something I most certainly don't hate.
 Because why the fuck not.
Because why the fuck not.
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posted by jeniffer2200
 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy 你 心 man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half 更多 than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps 心 is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An 橄榄 树 can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by kinga10111
50 随意 问题 people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will 你 marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The 日 came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing 你 know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this 你 are on a 日期 with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to 吻乐队(Kiss) and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and 你 turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of 你 are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat 或者 what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two 分钟 when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod的, ipod 或者 laptop for a week if I left it open again. 或者 when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 下一个 table.
Turn around every thirty-seven 秒 to the people at the 下一个 表 and ask them if your 座位 is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever 你 see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their 表 and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time 你 take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the 表 itself; and make sure to make...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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The 标题 says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off 由 apologizing to like..... The three of 你 that probably were 阅读 this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror 电影院 last 年 and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a 年 ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...
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