Yo, so Imma put 问题 on here about 脸谱 I'm really curious about. Hopefully I'll be able to get some answers....
- Why must parents like every single picture 你 put up?!
- Why do some people 'like' EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. someone puts on their status. When the 评论 isn't even special, it's just like "hello." 或者 something. 或者 picture, whatever they posted.... Like this: *they post pic of self* My comment: Woah it's you. *they like comment* Um... okay...
- WHY DON'T THEY STOP DICKING WITH EVERYTHING AND GIVE US A DISLIKE BUTTON INSTEAD OF FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THAT WAS PERFECT ALREADY?!
- Why do people use 哈希 标签 on their statuses? It's not twitter, it won't tag anything. it's like this "#bored" wtf is the point of it?!
- Why is it so damn ADDICTING yet so BORING at the same time??
- Why can some 流行的 but ugly people get a gazillion likes on a fugly pic of themselves but hot yet unpopular people never get on??
- Why do most preteen girls put statuses like "I just had ice cream&& pizza<3" whats the point of two "&"s?? And they do it on purpose, too.
Okay, there is my rant about things I'm curious about on facebook. There 你 go.
- Why must parents like every single picture 你 put up?!
- Why do some people 'like' EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. someone puts on their status. When the 评论 isn't even special, it's just like "hello." 或者 something. 或者 picture, whatever they posted.... Like this: *they post pic of self* My comment: Woah it's you. *they like comment* Um... okay...
- WHY DON'T THEY STOP DICKING WITH EVERYTHING AND GIVE US A DISLIKE BUTTON INSTEAD OF FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THAT WAS PERFECT ALREADY?!
- Why do people use 哈希 标签 on their statuses? It's not twitter, it won't tag anything. it's like this "#bored" wtf is the point of it?!
- Why is it so damn ADDICTING yet so BORING at the same time??
- Why can some 流行的 but ugly people get a gazillion likes on a fugly pic of themselves but hot yet unpopular people never get on??
- Why do most preteen girls put statuses like "I just had ice cream&& pizza<3" whats the point of two "&"s?? And they do it on purpose, too.
Okay, there is my rant about things I'm curious about on facebook. There 你 go.
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i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
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i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the 熊 wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I 爱情 你 in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the 熊 wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I 爱情 你 in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.
One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.
One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
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