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Yo, so Imma put 问题 on here about 脸谱 I'm really curious about. Hopefully I'll be able to get some answers....


- Why must parents like every single picture 你 put up?!

- Why do some people 'like' EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. someone puts on their status. When the 评论 isn't even special, it's just like "hello." 或者 something. 或者 picture, whatever they posted.... Like this: *they post pic of self* My comment: Woah it's you. *they like comment* Um... okay...

- WHY DON'T THEY STOP DICKING WITH EVERYTHING AND GIVE US A DISLIKE BUTTON INSTEAD OF FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THAT WAS PERFECT ALREADY?!

- Why do people use 哈希 标签 on their statuses? It's not twitter, it won't tag anything. it's like this "#bored" wtf is the point of it?!

- Why is it so damn ADDICTING yet so BORING at the same time??

- Why can some 流行的 but ugly people get a gazillion likes on a fugly pic of themselves but hot yet unpopular people never get on??


- Why do most preteen girls put statuses like "I just had ice cream&& pizza<3" whats the point of two "&"s?? And they do it on purpose, too.



Okay, there is my rant about things I'm curious about on facebook. There 你 go.
posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, 你 can't lose!!!!!!!









2. 你 just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 加入 your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give 你 an advantage!!!!!!! 你 can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF 你 WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile 不可思议的
Passion unsustainable
My 心 beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my 心 is 分裂, 拆分 in two
Every thought I ever had about 你 are buzzing in my head
I pray one 日 i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
接吻 your lips
I hope one 日 你 dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
posted by selenagomezfan7
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My 最喜爱的 Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My 最喜爱的 Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez 鸭, 德雷克 Bell!☆ ..... My 最喜爱的 Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 Our 爱情 My 格言 I 爱情 Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My 收件箱 Thanks Ooh Please Comment
posted by CUTEDXC
tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the 日 u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

你 can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck 你 SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
hello fanpopers i'm writting this 文章 to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I 爱情 all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two 分钟 over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I 爱情 being on a site where 你 can have a group of 老友记 that 你 live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for 你 its...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: 嘿 watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
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posted by lilred96
mysterious 爱情

-chapter four-

He 说 "Hello June" in a com voice...my 心 melted 由 the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I 说 "Hi mathew" I could here the classic 钢琴 playing a soft 爱情 song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I 说 "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he 说 "What class are 你 headed too?"
"Reading" I 说
He put his hands in his pockets...
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