just got this while browsing the net
1.I was kidnapped 由 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.
3.A bunch of nerds 偷了 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.
4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.
5.My mother took it to have it framed.
6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 偷了 it.
7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.
8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital.
9.My skimpy printer ran out of ink.
10.I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the 墙 of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small 鱼 that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the 火, 消防 was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat.
11."You 说 do 问题 1-10. 你 didn't say bring them in."
12.My youngest daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her younger step-brother had stolen it, filled it in and turned it in to his teacher to prove how smart he was.
13.My house is being fumigated and I don't want to go in there and suffocate just to get it.
14.I left it in my 衬衫 and my mother put the 衬衫 in the wash.
15.I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the 前一个 night's homework.
16.My Dad accidentally put it in his 公文包 and took it to work.
17.My flash drive exploded.
18.The cleaning lady threw it away.
19.I felt like doing the whole book on the bus ride home, so I did -- but after the first 116 pages, I got bus-sick and puked all over the workbook and all my homework! What a coincidence, eh? So I started an extra credit 报道 about World War I & II in my car going back 首页 after 晚餐 and, lo and behold!, my clumsy little siblings all felt carsick and hurled all over it and the World War 图书馆 book (that'll explain the School 图书馆 fine). And it was already too late to start another one, so my mom wrote me a note excusing me for not bringing in my homework. I was looking at it on the bus when Billy (or whoever), who was sitting 下一个 to me, felt really sick and guess what happened?
20.I put it in the safe, but 迷失 the combination.
21.My child’s locker is jammed and she can't get her homework out of it.
22.Some aliens from outer 太空 borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
23.Had to bail mom out of jail again.
24.A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
25.I have the mathematical proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.
26.The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
27.I was in the lunch room and another student started criticizing 你 and I just couldn't let that go without letting him know he was wrong. I searched through my backpack to find something to throw at him, and all I could find was today's homework assignment, so I let him have it.
28.I thought the assignment was uninspiring. I read Moby Dick instead.
29.I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.
30.Please excuse Jackie for not having her homework she was a little under the weatherman, and there was a big flurry in Central America.
31.I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.It wasn't challenging enough.
32.Our dog has mistaken Reid’s homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper.
33.I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
34.I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with.
35.My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a 火, 消防 in the wood stove.
36.A man came into my house last night and threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality, so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police, ambulance, everything! I can't believe 你 didn't hear about it! That's why I couldn't get my homework done.
37.A mad circus clown 偷了 it on my bus stop and tried luring me into his house with it.
38.Aliens from outer 太空 abducted my homework. They threatened me and 说 that if I didn’t give them my homework that I would be terminated.
39."Sharon didn't do her homework because of her eyes.....She couldn't see any reason to do it."
40.My internet access was down (for emailed assignments).
41.I did my homework in my head, I didn’t know I was supposed to write it down. Then I forgot. 下一个 time should I 显示 my work?
42.I left it at Mom's house when she took me back to Dad's house.
43.I did do it all, but before I got a chance to save, my book crashed and I 迷失 it all.
44.I loaned it to a friend, but he moved away.
45.I left it in my locker with last week's assignment.
46."I left it on your 台, 办公桌 last Friday but its just not here and it was handwritten so I can't print it off again, took me ages!"
47.I left it in a hymn book in the choir loft, having used it to mark my solo.
48.I gave it to the substitute.
49.My printer broke and my disk is corrupted. Unfortunately my computer crashed this morning as well.
50.I left my homework on my 台, 办公桌 at home. My dog got ahold of it and slobbered all over it. I didn’t want to bring it in with all those dog germs.
51.I dropped it in the toilet accidentally and it got flushed.
52.I have radon poisoning.
53.My notebook got stolen in the school cafeteria and it had all my work in it.
54.There's a virus in my printer.
55."Joe don't have his homework because our family just got a new paper shredder, and I just had to test it out, and I accidentally shredded Joe’s homework."
56.My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
57.Another student fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
58.We had no 食物 in the house. I can’t do homework on an empty stomach. Can you?
59.I left it in the back of the truck when we went deer hunting. One of the textbook's word problems offended me. I'm not supporting them 由 doing any 更多 of their problems.
60.Please excuse my son for doing so poorly on the test. The 小时 he puts aside to do homework and studying every week was 迷失 when the clocks "sprung forward" over the weekend.
61.I was at a rally last night.
1.I was kidnapped 由 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.
3.A bunch of nerds 偷了 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.
4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.
5.My mother took it to have it framed.
6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 偷了 it.
7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.
8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital.
9.My skimpy printer ran out of ink.
10.I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the 墙 of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small 鱼 that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the 火, 消防 was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat.
11."You 说 do 问题 1-10. 你 didn't say bring them in."
12.My youngest daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her younger step-brother had stolen it, filled it in and turned it in to his teacher to prove how smart he was.
13.My house is being fumigated and I don't want to go in there and suffocate just to get it.
14.I left it in my 衬衫 and my mother put the 衬衫 in the wash.
15.I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the 前一个 night's homework.
16.My Dad accidentally put it in his 公文包 and took it to work.
17.My flash drive exploded.
18.The cleaning lady threw it away.
19.I felt like doing the whole book on the bus ride home, so I did -- but after the first 116 pages, I got bus-sick and puked all over the workbook and all my homework! What a coincidence, eh? So I started an extra credit 报道 about World War I & II in my car going back 首页 after 晚餐 and, lo and behold!, my clumsy little siblings all felt carsick and hurled all over it and the World War 图书馆 book (that'll explain the School 图书馆 fine). And it was already too late to start another one, so my mom wrote me a note excusing me for not bringing in my homework. I was looking at it on the bus when Billy (or whoever), who was sitting 下一个 to me, felt really sick and guess what happened?
20.I put it in the safe, but 迷失 the combination.
21.My child’s locker is jammed and she can't get her homework out of it.
22.Some aliens from outer 太空 borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
23.Had to bail mom out of jail again.
24.A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
25.I have the mathematical proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.
26.The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
27.I was in the lunch room and another student started criticizing 你 and I just couldn't let that go without letting him know he was wrong. I searched through my backpack to find something to throw at him, and all I could find was today's homework assignment, so I let him have it.
28.I thought the assignment was uninspiring. I read Moby Dick instead.
29.I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.
30.Please excuse Jackie for not having her homework she was a little under the weatherman, and there was a big flurry in Central America.
31.I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.It wasn't challenging enough.
32.Our dog has mistaken Reid’s homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper.
33.I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
34.I gave it to a homeless man to line his hat with.
35.My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a 火, 消防 in the wood stove.
36.A man came into my house last night and threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality, so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police, ambulance, everything! I can't believe 你 didn't hear about it! That's why I couldn't get my homework done.
37.A mad circus clown 偷了 it on my bus stop and tried luring me into his house with it.
38.Aliens from outer 太空 abducted my homework. They threatened me and 说 that if I didn’t give them my homework that I would be terminated.
39."Sharon didn't do her homework because of her eyes.....She couldn't see any reason to do it."
40.My internet access was down (for emailed assignments).
41.I did my homework in my head, I didn’t know I was supposed to write it down. Then I forgot. 下一个 time should I 显示 my work?
42.I left it at Mom's house when she took me back to Dad's house.
43.I did do it all, but before I got a chance to save, my book crashed and I 迷失 it all.
44.I loaned it to a friend, but he moved away.
45.I left it in my locker with last week's assignment.
46."I left it on your 台, 办公桌 last Friday but its just not here and it was handwritten so I can't print it off again, took me ages!"
47.I left it in a hymn book in the choir loft, having used it to mark my solo.
48.I gave it to the substitute.
49.My printer broke and my disk is corrupted. Unfortunately my computer crashed this morning as well.
50.I left my homework on my 台, 办公桌 at home. My dog got ahold of it and slobbered all over it. I didn’t want to bring it in with all those dog germs.
51.I dropped it in the toilet accidentally and it got flushed.
52.I have radon poisoning.
53.My notebook got stolen in the school cafeteria and it had all my work in it.
54.There's a virus in my printer.
55."Joe don't have his homework because our family just got a new paper shredder, and I just had to test it out, and I accidentally shredded Joe’s homework."
56.My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
57.Another student fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
58.We had no 食物 in the house. I can’t do homework on an empty stomach. Can you?
59.I left it in the back of the truck when we went deer hunting. One of the textbook's word problems offended me. I'm not supporting them 由 doing any 更多 of their problems.
60.Please excuse my son for doing so poorly on the test. The 小时 he puts aside to do homework and studying every week was 迷失 when the clocks "sprung forward" over the weekend.
61.I was at a rally last night.
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but 你 pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of 你 is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but 你 pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of 你 is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
As soon as I drop the 标题 of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a 辩论 whether 或者 not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action 日本动漫 movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms 或者 flames. But Micheal 湾 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal 湾 would make it 更多 understandable for an international audience.
What do 你 think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action 日本动漫 movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms 或者 flames. But Micheal 湾 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal 湾 would make it 更多 understandable for an international audience.
What do 你 think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save 你 now
The king is down
It's do 或者 die!
Nobody can save 你 now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save 你 now
IT'S DO 或者 DIE
Just one 更多 time before I go
I'll let 你 know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again 迪士尼 has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 檀香, 凉鞋 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 檀香, 凉鞋 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure 迪士尼 may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil 皇后乐队 and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming 或者 evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 熊 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 《冰雪奇缘》 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 熊 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 《冰雪奇缘》 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
