I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if 你 like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because 你 have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The 下一个 日 the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told 你 “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The 下一个 日 again he calls again and once 更多 asks to speak to his boss, 由 this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

“I’ve already told 你 twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do 你 keep calling?”

“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just 爱情 hearing it……………………”

Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15

Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that 问题 all day, and each time I get a different answer”.

Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know

Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?

Student: they are called Germs.