I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if 你 like it the credit is not for me so have fun!
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because 你 have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The 下一个 日 the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told 你 “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The 下一个 日 again he calls again and once 更多 asks to speak to his boss, 由 this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told 你 twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do 你 keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just 爱情 hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that 问题 all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because 你 have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The 下一个 日 the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told 你 “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The 下一个 日 again he calls again and once 更多 asks to speak to his boss, 由 this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told 你 twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do 你 keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just 爱情 hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that 问题 all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 食物 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 屁股 in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 最喜爱的 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 屁股 in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 最喜爱的 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend 爱情 the mall but what makes it 更多 fun are the following
-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something
Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!
-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something
Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!
