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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my 老友记 a 舱, 小木屋 for the summer. “Zack, 你 really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my 老友记 too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When we got to the cabin, I was totally breath taken-not in the good way, either. The 舱, 小木屋 had 6 bedrooms, but had only 2 bathrooms. The floors were dusty and we saw a 蜘蛛 crawling over 图书 in the foyer. “Eww!” Tori screeched, she hung on to Laken who was interested in the bedrooms, 更多 than the HUGE spider. “Whoa! A water bed!” I looked over at where Tori was frozen-the 蜘蛛 was right beside her shoe. “Ella, get it away!!” She screamed. She hated bugs!! I laughed and looked over at Zack. “Zack, will 你 get me a paper towel?” I asked. He looked up and dug in the front pocket of his plaid white and blue shorts. “Tissue?” he asked. He handed me a wrinkly tissue. “Thanks.” I 说 and squished the vermin. I looked over at Tori who mouthed thanks and then skipped over to where our other friend, Beth was standing, looking at her phone. “Uh.” she grunted towards Tori. “What’s wrong?” I asked rolling my eyes. I didn’t need a answer, she was having teen girl troubles-except she was totally obsessed with the guy (Martin) who broke her heart. “Martin. I miss him, I mean if we would have STILL been going out, then I would’ve been HERE with him.” She whined. “Well, you’re not, maybe you’ll meet…” I paused, looking for the right name to say. “Mr. Perfect, 或者 uh, yaw know, Leslie!” She smacked my arm, really hard. “Shut UP!” She yelled in my face. “Well, maybe he’s changed.”
    Leslie was the boy she dated for like 2 weeks and then he 说 he was going out with a girl named Lindsey 或者 something, while she was in Hawaii with her family, for 圣诞节 Vacation. She was 心 broken and the relationship went on and off for, quite a while. Leslie wasn’t really nice as well, when he went to our Elementary School in 5th grade, the (practically) only thing 你 could get out of him was a cuss word 或者 two. He was also rude-but she still saw something in him, that we couldn’t quite figure out. He changed schools, (probably) from her boy crazy things she said!
    “I know he didn’t change-why would he. He doesn’t need too!” Beth paused. “I-I-don’t care anymore.”

    She obviously cares!

Thanks for reading.

PS the events like “Leslie” actually have happened. The people are my 老友记 (I’m Tori and my boyfriend is Zack) I just changed the names so that no one will know who I am :] hope 你 enjoy Please give me 评论 on how to make my 写作 better. I will listen. Add to faves if 你 enjoyed:] thanks

--moolah
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