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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my 老友记 a 舱, 小木屋 for the summer. “Zack, 你 really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my 老友记 too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When we got to the cabin, I was totally breath taken-not in the good way, either. The 舱, 小木屋 had 6 bedrooms, but had only 2 bathrooms. The floors were dusty and we saw a 蜘蛛 crawling over 图书 in the foyer. “Eww!” Tori screeched, she hung on to Laken who was interested in the bedrooms, 更多 than the HUGE spider. “Whoa! A water bed!” I looked over at where Tori was frozen-the 蜘蛛 was right beside her shoe. “Ella, get it away!!” She screamed. She hated bugs!! I laughed and looked over at Zack. “Zack, will 你 get me a paper towel?” I asked. He looked up and dug in the front pocket of his plaid white and blue shorts. “Tissue?” he asked. He handed me a wrinkly tissue. “Thanks.” I 说 and squished the vermin. I looked over at Tori who mouthed thanks and then skipped over to where our other friend, Beth was standing, looking at her phone. “Uh.” she grunted towards Tori. “What’s wrong?” I asked rolling my eyes. I didn’t need a answer, she was having teen girl troubles-except she was totally obsessed with the guy (Martin) who broke her heart. “Martin. I miss him, I mean if we would have STILL been going out, then I would’ve been HERE with him.” She whined. “Well, you’re not, maybe you’ll meet…” I paused, looking for the right name to say. “Mr. Perfect, 或者 uh, yaw know, Leslie!” She smacked my arm, really hard. “Shut UP!” She yelled in my face. “Well, maybe he’s changed.”
    Leslie was the boy she dated for like 2 weeks and then he 说 he was going out with a girl named Lindsey 或者 something, while she was in Hawaii with her family, for 圣诞节 Vacation. She was 心 broken and the relationship went on and off for, quite a while. Leslie wasn’t really nice as well, when he went to our Elementary School in 5th grade, the (practically) only thing 你 could get out of him was a cuss word 或者 two. He was also rude-but she still saw something in him, that we couldn’t quite figure out. He changed schools, (probably) from her boy crazy things she said!
    “I know he didn’t change-why would he. He doesn’t need too!” Beth paused. “I-I-don’t care anymore.”

    She obviously cares!

Thanks for reading.

PS the events like “Leslie” actually have happened. The people are my 老友记 (I’m Tori and my boyfriend is Zack) I just changed the names so that no one will know who I am :] hope 你 enjoy Please give me 评论 on how to make my 写作 better. I will listen. Add to faves if 你 enjoyed:] thanks

--moolah
posted by MovieManiac95
 Are 你 MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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posted by karpach_13
随意 Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in 床, 床上 together on prime time TV were 费雷德 and Wilma Flintstone.

Every 日 更多 money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed 由 public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be 给 to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored 日 for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her 首页 because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure 你 out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in 你 and 你 let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive 你 , its the end
so 你 can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil 你 burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as 你 push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever 你 are 下一个 bored, 或者 feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your 电子邮箱 address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' 或者 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks 你 to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your 台, 办公桌 and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't 粉丝 anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their 个人资料 and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to 粉丝 someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a 粉丝 of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my 下一个 reason...
If 你 have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to 粉丝 you.
However, if i can see that you're a 粉丝 of 'Random' 或者 'Harry Potter' 或者 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will 粉丝 你 back.

On the other hand, if 你 are looking at this thinking that 你 haven't done any of these things, then feel free to 粉丝 me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A 日 dont go 由 你 dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF 你 do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta 你 XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by Kanji
你 turned to see a figure holding your 老友记 lifeless body. 你 screamed and the figure saw 你 and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" 你 screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your 老友记 lifeless body 你 started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then 你 with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else 你 turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" 你 murmured to your self backing up,the guy took 你 由 your...
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posted by nessienjake
Americans on average eat 18 acres of 比萨, 比萨饼 every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard 由 the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases 更多 energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders 更多 than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...
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posted by TOTALFan
WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, 你 told me."

Paige:"Why 你 here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop 由 and tell 你 I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I 迷失 my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...
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This piece takes place on a 海滩 in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits 下一个 to me on the crooked 树 that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still 显示 in her eyes and the grime...
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(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell 你 my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell 你 what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person 你 will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my 爱情 even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave 你 hanging. I think my 标题 is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's 说 that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way 或者 another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what 你 think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the 照片 on my end 表 and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
posted by KatiiCullen94
SHILOH!" ok so now 你 know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave 你 chills and made 你 gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so 你 shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell 你 know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound 更多 scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...
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posted by sapherequeen
 KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many 粉丝 I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the 最佳, 返回页首 5 songs I 爱情 from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the 随意 club....

Well, I'm gonna start.


1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how 你 chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what 你 feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what 你 do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i 爱情 the way 你 know
who 你 are and to me it's exciting
when 你 know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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Note: The 作者 of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.



Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my 最喜爱的 scenes

I sat on my 床, 床上 on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living


We're older now. I need to get over the fact that 你 hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...
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Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of 橙子, 橙色 traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your 晚餐 with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in 随意 spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone 你 meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a 邪恶力量 girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....
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