SELLING CONDOMS!

THAT WAS A LIE AND I APOLOGIZE! MANY OF 你 MUST PROBABLY HAVE BEEN EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE!

WE HAVE WEENIES HOWEVER AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, LET ME TELL 你 ABOUT OUR NOBLE PURPOSE!

WE STRIVE FOR TRUE LIBERATION! A WORLD BLESSED WITH ANARCHY AND THE FREEDOM THAT IS PROVIDED 由 THE WEENIE!

''SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE ADULT BEHAVIOR'' IS NOTHING BUT A MEANS OF DECEPTION AND SUBJUGATION!

加入 US NOW AND SEE THE ONE TRUTH OF THE WORLD WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYES! NOW, PREACH!

ALL HAIL W E E N I E!

THOSE THAT COMPLY WILL GET TWO IN THE PRIZE OF ONE!