Yo mama is so fat ______

Crazedsitcomfan held a Sexiness 民意调查 about her !!!!

because she eats unhelathy, doesn`t exercise and doctors say she has at most 1month left to live. y u do this mama?!

Jabba the Hut 说 DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

The earthquake stopped because it realized competition was too strong this year.

That the entire Galaxy began to revolve around her.

.... she was mistaken for the planet Jupiter.

that she causes a tsunami to happen everytime when she enters the sea.

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